Hindi Funny SmS

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
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Funny SmS
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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Dil badal [...]

Student SmS

Successful & Failure student
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher.
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Teacher: You must never begin
Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”,
we donot use “is’” with “I”
Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”
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Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar [...]

Islamic SmS

“Muhammad”
Kitna piyaara naam hai moo
Se pura nikalta nahi
Aur
Hont ek dosre ko 2 dafa
Chum laite hain.
(try it)!
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The beautiful word is ALLAH,
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.
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Friend I have a special Iftar 4u
A Glass of Care
A Plate of [...]

Adult SmS & Jokes

Shakal to uski lu*d thi FARAZ……………..
Wah Shakal to uski lu*d thi FARAZ…………………….
Lekn us ka figur lu*d khara kr gaya Wah wah.
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Teacher:kaunsi cheez mu main nahi leni chahiye?
Student:jalta hwa bulb.
Teacher:kiun?
Student:Mummy papa say kh rahi thi
pehle bulb bujhao phir mu me loon gi:-)
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Un se kaho khwabon mai aya na karo..
Faraz
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Subha sardi buhat hoti hai nahaya nahi jata
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Jani [...]

Asif Zardari Jokes

“Best Husband Of Sherry Rehman”
The Nominees are:
1.Amin Fahim From The Movie “B.B Ka Kutta Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka.”
2.Yusuf Raza Gillani From The Movie “Hm Tujhay Azma Chukay Sanam”
3.Nisar Khoro From The Movie “Ganja Tera Aashiq” & The Award Goes To Asif Zardari for The Movie “ek Qatil ek Hasina”
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Assemblies tut gai hain.
General Kayani [...]

Urdu Shairy SMS

Aisa Nahi Kay Hum Ko Mohabbat Nahi Mili
Haan Jasisi Chahtay Thay Woh Qarb Nahi Mili
Milnay Ko Zindaagi Main Kai Hum Safar Hai
LIkin Tabyaton Say Tabyat Nahi Mili
Chehron Kay Har HazOOm Main Hum Dondtay Rahay
Soorat Ko Nahi Mili Kahin Seerat Ko Nahi Mili
Woh Yek Beik Mila Tu Bhout Deir Tak Humain
Alfaz Dondnay Ki Bhi Mohlat Nahi [...]

Diwali SmS & Jokes

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
dua hai hamari
“Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe”
Happy Diwali
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Aai Aai Diwali Aai,
Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
Aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali
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Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye
LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,
sukh sampati mile aapko apar,
Deepawali ki subhkamnain kare sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI
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Diwali, Gul ne gulshan [...]

Barish/Rainy Day SmS

Pani oper ko uthay tou Bhap
Oper sai gry tou Barish
Jam k gry tou Ola
Gir k jamy tou Brf
Patte pe giry tou Shbnam
Patte sai niklay tou Arq
Ankh se niklay tou Ashk
Bahy tou Drya
Hazrat Ismail k qadmon talay nikly tou Zam ZAm
Sarkar ki ungliyon sai niklay tou Kousar
Aur jahan band ho jaye tou Karbala.
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Rain of summer

Snow of [...]

Urdu FriendShip SmS

Doori Ho To Ehsas Hota Hai,
Dost ke Bina Jiwan kitna Udaas Hota Hai.
Umar Ho Apki Sitaro Jitni Lambi,
Aisa Dost kahan Har kisi ke Pas Hota Hai.
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Dosti karo to dhoka mat dena,
dost ko anso ka tohfa mat dena.
koi roay tumhey yad karke,
aisa kisi ko moqa mat dena.!!!
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Jab kabhi koi Ghum staye,
koi baat DiL ko na bhaye,
Aankhon [...]

Romantic SmS & Jokes

Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi,
Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi,
Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,
Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi……
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You’re like
my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, I can’t smile without [...]