Christmas Day SmS

If one night you wake up and a big fat
male is trying to put you in a sack please
don’t be afraid because i told santa all i
want for christmas is you. .
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It was always said of him, that he knew
how to keep Christmas well, if any man
alive possessed the knowledge. [...]

Double Meaning SmS

Apne 2 hi shoq hen.
1. AchhA khana.OR
2. AAp ki bajana.
NAhi nahi woh nahi sirf message ki Tone,
yar tu hamesha wohi kyun sochta hai.
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Hi Jaan
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Nikal rahi hai, Sardi se…
Log pata nahi kya samjh lete hein.
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Pehli dafa insan jb dalta hai tu nervous hota hai
Ahista se dalo tu phisal k pura andr chala jata hai
Phir ajib-o-grib [...]