Double Meaning SmS

Apne 2 hi shoq hen.

1. AchhA khana.OR

2. AAp ki bajana.

NAhi nahi woh nahi sirf message ki Tone,

yar tu hamesha wohi kyun sochta hai.

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Hi Jaan

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Nikal rahi hai, Sardi se…
Log pata nahi kya samjh lete hein.

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Pehli dafa insan jb dalta hai tu nervous hota hai

Ahista se dalo tu phisal k pura andr chala jata hai

Phir ajib-o-grib awazien aany lagti hein

Lakin tum bilkul na ghabrana confidence

se daley rehna or us waqt tk na nikalna

jb tak aapki money nhi nikal jati phir

apna..

ATM Card machine se nikal lena.

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Teacher: Make a sentence using word “Hand”

Student: My penis in your hand.

Teacher Slapped him.

Student: Sorry teacher Pen ke baad space dena bhool gaya tha.

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Girl: What do you like in me??

Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.

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Girl: Whatttttt??

Boy: Yes I like your eyes.

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Is sohane mosam mein tumhara saath ho

Garam bister mein kambal orhay tum pass ho

Meray Hont tumhein choone ko tarsein

Kaash aisa kabhie Ehsaas ho

I Love U

“TAPAL TEA”

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Valentine Day SmS

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Barsaat ki raat, ek ladki bheege badan,

bheege hoath, bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga, laga………….

kal ye pakke bimar hogi.

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Plan For Future:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.

Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.

Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.

Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.

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Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…

MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…

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Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

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In a bath room, a boy touchez a girl

every where!

Yu Know who was dat boy? Stupid Itz Life

boy Soap!

Dirty pple alwayz think dirty.

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6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
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LG KG 195

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Mou meetha karna hai tu mere pass aao

Mai tumhain

K

K

K

K

k

Ki

Ki

Ki

Ki

Kis

Kis

Kis

Kis

Kis

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kissh

Kissh- Mish

Khilaon.

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Tangen utha k karo

tangen phela k karo

ghuma ghuma k karo

agay pechay dono taraf se karo

uper neche se karo

jitna karoge

utna halka mehsos hoga

it

is

YOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

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Aaj ke baad mujhe Call mat karna.

Na Sms karna, baat bhi mat karna.

Milne ki koshish to bilkul mat karna.

Kiu Ke

Doctor ne mujhe Sweet cheezon se door rehne ko kaha hai.

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Aapse
Kuch
Special
Baat
Karni
Hai

Koi
Pass
To
Nahi

Zara
Akele
Ho
Jaao

Aur
Kisi
Ko
Na
Batana

Acha
Ghour
Se
Suno

Kanjoos Na Bano,
Sms Karo!
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“OEYEEEEEE”

Msg bhej

varna

Teri…?
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Tere marzi,

Na bheej yar gusa kyn krty ho…. :->

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Friend k saath karo ya girlfriend k saath,

Room me karo Ya garden me,Din me karo ya

Raat me,Bed pe karo,Ya sofay per,Parhai

to karni hi hy…:-)

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After Election PM of India Mr.ManMohan

Singh said Ye to”sonia ji” k Hath ka

Kamal hai, Warna is umar mein to mere

khara hona bhi mushkil tha:-0

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TERi lita k lu?

Ya bitha k lu?

Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?

ya tujhe karun khara ?

ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri

PHoto

kaise lon?

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Arz Kya hai..!

Na himat AAp mein hai

Na aapki hadi main hai

Himat tou us mein hai

jo bina hadi k aap ki Chadi mein hai

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What’s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

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5 ki jaga ab 7 inch ka

Pehle se mota or extra lamba.

Jo aap ko dega pehle se ziyada maza.

Sukoon or aaram ki zamanat.

Master ka molty foam.

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New Year SmS 2009

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Aisi kon si cheez hai jo WOMAN main aagay hoti hai,

aur COW main peche?

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It’s “W”

W-WOMAN

COW-W

Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.

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Mangta hoon to deti nahi

Jawab meri baat ka

Deti ho to khara ho jata hai

Rom rom jazbaat ka

kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo

baloo mein phool ghulab ka

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Urdu Funny SmS

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You are:

“G A N D U”

Don’t get angry

G = Genious
A = Attractive
N = Naughty
D = Decent
U = Unique

Ab to khush ho na…?

“G A N D U”
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Jb dekho to dil karta hai pakar lo

Jb pakar lo to dil karta hai daba do

Jb daba do to dil karta hai chos lo

Q

K

Saal me ek bar ata hai

“AAM”

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Christmas SmS

Kya Aapne kabhi munh me Liya hy??

Wo Mota sa,

Aas-Paas baaL,

Naram-Naram

Uper se Cover…

Never??

Jhoot bolte ho?

Kabhi BUTTA nahi khaya? silly ;->

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Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL

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Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!

Bhatija: Thik Hai.

Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.

Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k “10/- me chachi ki chaat lo”.

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Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

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Kuch log thodi der karte hain….

Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,

aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,

tab jaakar hota hai….

unka…

Mobile Charge…!

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Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI”

Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”

Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI”

Batau bhala kiun?

Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne

10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!

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Mangta hoon to deti nahi

jawab meri baat ka

deti ho to khara ho jata hai

rom rom jazbaat ka

kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo

baloo mein phool ghulab ka

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Pahlay hat ma lo

Phir mon mal lo

Phir tokh laghao

Phir sidha karoo

Phir sorakh ma daloo

uf

Kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

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Boy: please karne do na

Girl: Nhi bus karo

Boy:plz thora aur karne do plz

Girl:Kab se to kar rahe ho

Boy:bus thora aur tum sahi se khol kar raho

Girl:jaldi karo koi dekh le ga

Boy:kuch nhi hota bus thora aur

Girl:bus bohat hogaya ab nhi karne doongi

Boy:plz thora aur karne do warna me exam me fail ho jaoonga

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Aap ko “CHODA”..Aap ko pir “CHODA”

Aap ko bar bar

“CHODA”Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye

“CHODA AUGUST”

mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.

Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.

Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.

Boy : Aur lo gee.

Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo

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WO KIYA HAI??
JIS PE AGAR PIYAR SE HATH PHERO TO FORAN KHARA HO JATA HAI??

U DIRTY MIND

ANSWER HAI

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BETHA
HUA

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BAKRA …

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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho

Duur Hat Jao

Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia

Soche Ga ??

Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

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NAAK SAAF ;->

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Girl: Oh no bleeding.

Plz bahar nikalo.

Oh ah ah oye Maa!

Ab bas karo.

Nikaal bhi do na.

Oh no! Itna pain.

Main Mar gai.

Dr: Nikal gaya kharab dant. ha ha ha

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Aaj ke baad mujhe Call mat karna.

Na Sms karna, baat bhi mat karna.

Milne ki koshish to bilkul mat karna.

Kiu Ke

Doctor ne mujhe Sweet cheezon se door
rehne ko kaha hai.

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“OEYEEEEEE”

Msg bhej

varna

Teri…?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tere marzi,

Na bheej yar gusa kyn krty ho…. :->

=============================

Friend k saath karo ya girlfriend k saath,

Room me karo Ya garden me,Din me karo ya

Raat me,Bed pe karo,Ya sofay per,Parhai

to karni hi hy…:-)

===========================

After Election PM of India Mr.ManMohan

Singh said Ye to”sonia ji” k Hath ka

Kamal hai, Warna is umar mein to mere

khara hona bhi mushkil tha:-0

============================

TERi lita k lu?

Ya bitha k lu?

Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?

ya tujhe karun khara ?

ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri

PHoto

kaise lon?

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