Christmas Day SmS

If one night you wake up and a big fat
male is trying to put you in a sack please
don’t be afraid because i told santa all i
want for christmas is you. .
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It was always said of him, that he knew
how to keep Christmas well, if any man
alive possessed the knowledge. [...]

Double Meaning SmS

Apne 2 hi shoq hen.
1. AchhA khana.OR
2. AAp ki bajana.
NAhi nahi woh nahi sirf message ki Tone,
yar tu hamesha wohi kyun sochta hai.
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Hi Jaan
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Nikal rahi hai, Sardi se…
Log pata nahi kya samjh lete hein.
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Pehli dafa insan jb dalta hai tu nervous hota hai
Ahista se dalo tu phisal k pura andr chala jata hai
Phir ajib-o-grib [...]

Good Saying SmS

” Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well”
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” Unless what we do is useful, fame is folly”
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” A moment of thinking is an hour in words”
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” Who takes our heart must merit our esteem”
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Christmas SmS
” Reaping is all greed, just as sowing is all giving”
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“happiness is no laughing matter”
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” For where no [...]

Urdu Shayari

“Taluq toor mat dena”
Hazaroon duriyaan aayen…
Baharien aaker kho jayen…
Mera chehra bhula dena…
Mere yadien bacha lena…
Jo lamhe dard dete hoon…
Unhien beshak bhula dena…
Jo lamhe aas dete hoon…
Unhe dil se laga lena…
Kahien bhi door reh lena…
Magar in doriyoon ko tum bahana na bana lena…
Taluq toor mat dena……
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Missing You SmS
Mohabbat jeet hoti hai…
Magar haar jati hai…
Kabhi dil sooz [...]

Good Night SmS

Ja Mere Sms ja…
Mere sweet dost ke paas ja..
Dhere se jana shor maat machana..
BusY hoo to kuch maat kehna..
Free hooGa to PyaaR se
GooD NighT kehNa..
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X’cuse me,
Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
aur sms parh rahe ho to
“Good Night”
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur sms subah parho gay to phir
“Good Morning”
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Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey
wali Nindiya Express [...]

Good Morning SmS

Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
“Good Morning“
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Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj mood me tha to sms kar diya,
per roj intejar me palke mat bichana…
Good Morning….
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Christmas SmS
Shadow of yesterday
Have faded away,
Sun [...]

Hindi Funny SmS

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
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Funny SmS
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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Dil badal [...]

Student SmS

Successful & Failure student
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher.
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Teacher: You must never begin
Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”,
we donot use “is’” with “I”
Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”
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Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar [...]

Islamic SmS

“Muhammad”
Kitna piyaara naam hai moo
Se pura nikalta nahi
Aur
Hont ek dosre ko 2 dafa
Chum laite hain.
(try it)!
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The beautiful word is ALLAH,
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.
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Friend I have a special Iftar 4u
A Glass of Care
A Plate of [...]

Adult SmS & Jokes

Shakal to uski lu*d thi FARAZ……………..
Wah Shakal to uski lu*d thi FARAZ…………………….
Lekn us ka figur lu*d khara kr gaya Wah wah.
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Teacher:kaunsi cheez mu main nahi leni chahiye?
Student:jalta hwa bulb.
Teacher:kiun?
Student:Mummy papa say kh rahi thi
pehle bulb bujhao phir mu me loon gi:-)
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Un se kaho khwabon mai aya na karo..
Faraz
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Subha sardi buhat hoti hai nahaya nahi jata
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Jani [...]