Sardar Jokes

Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya
PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the
Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.
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Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
.
.
Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”

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1 sikh ke b.v [...]

Pathan Jokes

Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?
Pathan:AMROOD khanay
Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;
pathan. pata ha:
Main AMROOD sath laya hon..
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Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
.
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta
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Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad [...]

Urdu Funny SmS

Manzil kareeb dekh kar yun mutmaeen na ho FARAZ
,
,
,
,
,
,
Aksar Tatti nikal jati hay bathroom ke aas paas..
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Ap lovely ho -94%
Ap Cute ho -95%
Ap Sweet ho -96%
Ap Beautiful ho -97%
Ap Stylish ho -98%
Ap Attractive ho -99%
or
Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.
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Ek Zaruri Itla
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,
Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai
Kyun [...]

14th feb,Valentine Day SmS

Love is Life,
Love is Knife,
It cuts our throat,
till the time we thrive,
sorrow and nature, don’t go aside,
but smile and say, that u r my
Valentine…
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There’s something about Valentine’s Day
that turns me
on……………YOU….YOU….. I LOVE
YOU ON VALENTINE’S DAY WITH ALL MY
HEART………..
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‘m enthralled by your beauty,
mesmerized by your charisma &
spellbound by your love. No wonder
I am always thinking about [...]

New Year SmS 2009

May this year mark the beginning of a
year of pleasure and discovery for you.
May each day hold something special,
that is wonderful and new… For you
deserve the best of everything, that
life can ever bring. Happy New Year!
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May this new year adorn your life with
many beautiful things and sweetmemories
to cherish forever. And care of those
whom the heart [...]

Barish/Rainy Day SmS

Pani oper ko uthay tou Bhap
Oper sai gry tou Barish
Jam k gry tou Ola
Gir k jamy tou Brf
Patte pe giry tou Shbnam
Patte sai niklay tou Arq
Ankh se niklay tou Ashk
Bahy tou Drya
Hazrat Ismail k qadmon talay nikly tou Zam ZAm
Sarkar ki ungliyon sai niklay tou Kousar
Aur jahan band ho jaye tou Karbala.
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Rain of summer

Snow of [...]

English FriendShip SmS

Sound Becomes Music,
Movement Becumz Dance,
Smile Becumz Laughter,
Mind Becumz Meditation & Lyf Becumz Celebration
When Friends Keep In Touch.
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( I )
am ( L )ucky
t ( O )
ha( V )e
a fri( E )nd like
yo( U ).

Friendship is a special kind of
¤¤ L [...]