Funny SmS Zone

Husband Wife Jokes

Hansnamanahaiweb — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:20:20 +0000

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata….

Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bachchay Gamlay se Nikle hain?;-) =====================================

Shohar apni Biwi se-”HATA lo apne chehre se ye Zulfen ae jaan-e-tamana?? KHUDA QASAM Agli baar “Khaany” me baal AAYA to SAJNI se GAJINI bana dunga..

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Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti

Marriage Jokes

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Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife: Thanks! but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life. =====================================

Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. ife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

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Wife:Bht pyar sey “Suniye! aj meri birthday ha, Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz” Hasband: Chalo Tm Tiayar Ho Jao, “Hm Cheeni Leney Chaltey Hain”

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In Court Judge Said to Women: U R Realy Brave,Daaku Ko Buhat Maara TumNe Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Daaku Tha,Me Samjhi Mera shohar ghar dair se aaya hai.

Funny Jokes

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Husband Wife ja rhe the. Raste main Gadha (ass) Mila. Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo. Husband: Namaste SASURJI Phone Baja, Husband: Fone Mery Liye Ho Tu Kehna, Main Ghar Pe Nhi Hon Wife: Wo Ghar Pe Hain Husband: Main ne mna kia Tha Wife: Phone Aap ka Nhi Mera Tha ;¤) =====================================

Wife; agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to ap mujhy kia dain gy? Husband; Dhakkaa… =====================================

*Love b4 Marriage* Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe… *Love after Marriage* “baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

Crazy Jokes

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Wife to husband.

Wife: aj mere taan,maan mein aag laga den.

Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di.

Moral?

“jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein”
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Husband: Hypnotise karna kia hota he!?

Wife: Kisi ko Apne Control me kar k Apni Marzi k kaam Karwaana.

Husband: Chal jhooTi,
Usay to Shaadi kehtay hain.:-)
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Wife:
Agr mai gum ho jaon tu tum kia kro ge?

Hsbnd:
Mai akhbar me ishtehar donga.

Wife: Kya likhwao ge?

Hsbnd:

“Jisko mili usi ki”

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Wife:
Chalo na aj bahar chalte han aur driving ma karongi

Husbnd:
Oho !
Matlab jayenge car ma aur ayenge akhbaar mai ?!;-)

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Pyar b ajab shay he

Maa se ho to Ebadat
Baap se ho to Muqadas
Bhai se ho to Aqidat
Behen se ho to Farz
&
Bivi se ho to
sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM H:-(

Make Money Online

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Sardar Jokes

Hansnamanahaiweb — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:24:30 +0000

Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya

PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the

Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.

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Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
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Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”

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1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi.Sikh ne nurse se keha k

“agr lrka hua tu keha Pass”

aur

“agr Lrki hue tu kehna fail”

Sikh ka bcha peda hote he mr gya

tu nurse boli “srdar g supply I hy”

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Doctor

“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”

Sardar

“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”

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Funny SMS

Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao

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Ek sardarji khaali katoray mein roti duba kar kha rahay thay.

Waitor ne dekha to poocha: Aap ye kya kar rahe hein?

Sardarji: Mein maths ka teacher hoon.

Mein ne daal suppose ki hui hai..

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1 Larki Bina Kiss Kiye Sardar Se Paise Le K Bhag gai
Sardar Ne Paper Me Add Diya
1 Larki Kad 5’3” Rang Gora Name Geeta
Jise Mily Puppi le le
Payment ho gae ha.

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3 Sardar Apis me Bat kr rahe the
1st:
Meri BV Pregnent Thi Usne Jurwa Film Dekhi
AuR
Jurwa Bache Paida kiye
2nd:
Meri BV B Pregnent thi
Usne 3 Devian Film Dekhi
AuR
3 Larkion ko Paida kya
3rd
Bhagne Laga

To Dosto ne Pocha kya hua
Wo Bola:
Meri BV B Prgnent hai
AuR
Wo kameeni
Ali Baba 40 Chor Dekh Rahi hy.

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Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,

Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

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Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya

Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha

Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:

BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA
JATA.

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A Man Jumped In Water & Didn’t Come Out..

Another Man Jumped In & Didn’t Come Out..

A Sardar Watching From A Distance Concluded That..

“Human Being Is Soluble In Water”

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Sardar: yar meri BV pani se bht darti ha,
Friend: acha wo kaise?

Sardar: yar kal main ghar gya to wo bathtub me bhi security gaurd k sath
bethi thi..!!

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SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya

LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nahi Hain Kya?

SARDAR : Pata nahi

Me Tu SUBHA Se Ghar Se Bahir hoon..

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Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

“Kia kehti hay?”

“Kehti hay

‘I LOVE U 2′

pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.

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Sardarni 2 sabziwala:

Ye kiya ha?

Sabziwala ;

Mooli ha

sardarni ;

Tumhary liye yeh Mooli ha

Aur mery liye
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Mamooli

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Sardar SMS

Pathan Jokes

Hansnamanahaiweb — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:09:08 +0000

Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?
Pathan:AMROOD khanay
Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;
pathan. pata ha:
Main AMROOD sath laya hon..

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Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
.
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta

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Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.

Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao

Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.

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Phatan train me su su kr k aya
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.
BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
.
Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”

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Funny SMS

Girl:
Mera abbu tume both psand
Krte hy
.
Phatan:
Shrmate hove
“Pr hum shadi tum se
he kre ga”

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Pathan shop pe ja k: aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.

Shop keeper: tmhra brtan chota hai.

Pathan: acha bakri ka de do..

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Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain

Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena

Pathan: kal se kha lun

Dr: kyun?

Pathan: aaj final hai

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Pathan: R u male or female?
.
Khusra: Both
.
Pathan: How’s that possible..do u hv sex
with male or female?
.
Khusra: Jo b mil jae male ya female
.
Pathan: Oy! maar tali tu to mere tra Phatan he hy

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2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.

Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)

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Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta betha k ja rha tha

Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?

Tota bola PATHAN.

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1 pthan ne molvi se kch pucha molvi ne
2 thapar laga diya 1 admi ne pthan se pucha
tmne kya bola molvi ko?
Pthan:ma ne srf pucha k valentine day ki
nmaz kab ho ge

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Pathan Ne Apni Pregnant Wife Ko $m$ Kia
“KESi HO”
Thori Dair Baad Pathan Khushi Se Naachne
Laga…
Kiun K Mobile Par Report Aai:

“DELIVERED”

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Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?

Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

“Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga..”

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Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

“Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta”..

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Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,

Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.

Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat,

“Hum dobara shaadi kare ga..”

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Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

Baja kar bhaag jata tha

Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

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Pathan to shopkeeper:
Easy Load hai?

Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab.

Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo..

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1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.

2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai,
wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.

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Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya

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Pathan Jokes

Urdu Funny SmS

Hansnamanahaiweb — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:41:27 +0000

Manzil kareeb dekh kar yun mutmaeen na ho FARAZ
,
,
,
,
,
,
Aksar Tatti nikal jati hay bathroom ke aas paas..

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Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

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Ek Zaruri Itla
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,

Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai

Kyun K,

Book Means:

B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss;->

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Teacher: What’s Your Cast?

Student: Pehle Hum shaikh the

Phir qureshi Howe,Phir Rajput Hogaye,

Ab Hain jutt,Aage Mummy Ki Marzi…

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Kon kehta hai k Pakistan me job nai milti

Ye lo Jharu

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Or shandar career ka aghaz karo.

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Ye keh kar wo mujhay Akaila chourh gaya,”FARAZ”……
¤
¤
¤
¤
¤
¤
¤
¤
Paidal aajaa o!
DoUbLe SaWaaRi par Pabandi hai….

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Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 85.91.
Your new balance is now Rs 129.74.

Aha!

Chehra tu dekho jaisay pathan ko
niswar mil gai ho.

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A Toilet is like a National Assembly Session.
People come with lots of pressure, sit,express their feelings, create
a lot of noise and finally

DROP THE MATTER..

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Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik

paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho

sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki

awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! )

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Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..

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Bush 2 Faraz

HaaL Tou Mera Bhi Tere Jesa Hi Hai FARAZ

Bas Farq Sirf Itna HaiTumhain Apnon Ne Loota,

aur Humain jotton Ne Koota…!

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Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????

Socho Socho,

??????

Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE:-)

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Hum to tanhayon se tang akar dost banane nikle the FARAZ…

Dost bhi aise mile k aur tanha kargay.

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Ye keh kar FARAZ ne.

larkiyon ko truck k neechey dey diya…. .. .

bachna ae haseenon lo main agaya.

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Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza

baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre

pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre

utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI

kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane

gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?

Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)

larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi

pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU

ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri

Ankhein theek hogayeen.

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1 Pakistani dosre se:

Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na…

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

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Wo Bewafa na tha yunhi badnaam ho gya FARAZ..

Hazaron chahne waley they kis kis se wafa karta..!!

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Bohat naam suna tha main ne Bachpan me wafa ka FARAZ,

Phir hum jawan huwey or ravayet badal gai.

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Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

Said !

“Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “

Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai

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BV se larayi khatam hoi?
1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?

2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi

1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?

2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi

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Valentine Day SmS

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Jiye Muttehda….
Andhi machani hai to PPP mein jaao.

Munafiqat pehlani hai to MMA mein jaao.

Dolat banani hai to PML-N mein jaao.

Lota giri karni dikhani hai to PML-Q mein jaao.

Lutya dubwani hai to ST mein jaao.

Manshiyat ki dukan lagani hai to ANP mein jaao.

Izzet gawani hai to Tehreek-e-Insaaf mein jaao.

Aur ager in sabki bajani hai to MQM mein aao.

Jiye Muttehda….

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Send me msg on these time

Morning

6AM to 12PM

Noon

12PM to 4PM

Evening

4PM to 8PM

Night

8PM to 6AM

Baki time tang mat karna parhna hota
hai

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Full Corruption ki bari hai

Kyn k ab Daur-r-Zardari hai

Ab lutna mal sarkari hai

Kyun k ab Daur-r-Zardari hai

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimadari hai

Kyun k izat ka shikari

Asif Ali Zardari hai

Ab tabah qismat hamari hai

Kynu k ab Nawaz Sharif ka bhai

Asif Ali Zardari hai

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Know

S000

Busy

Is liye

SmS me kuch nhi likha k aap ka time
zaya na ho

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Urdu Pashto Chinese Hindi ki bemisal

kaamiyabi ke baad Ab Faraz in English;

This is this and What is what Faraz,

If this is what then what is this Faraz….

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Murgi to anday deti hai.

Anday to sufaid hote hein.

Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.

Dood to bhains deti hai.

Bhains to kali hoti hai.

Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.

Bangali to paan khaata hai.

Paan to laal hota hai.

Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.

Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.

Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.

Machli to pani mein terti hai.

Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.

Insan to lamba hota hai.

Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.

Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.

Ha ha ha

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Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena

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Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

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chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

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Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

.
to

tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?

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Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray

tor kar la sakte ho?

Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta

tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..

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Teri Sada ki Bay-rukhi ko mai aaj takbhula nhi paya…

Mubarak ho mubarak ho!!..Is shair me Faraz nhi aya

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KFC New Prices

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

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1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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.

Very simple

Billo rani…

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.

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Bhai log!

Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.

Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,

Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata hun.

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A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz

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U r ..!

A
B
C
D

A 4 attractive!
B 4 best!
C 4 cute!
D 4 dear!

E
F
G

E 4 excellent!
F 4 funny!
G 4 goodlocking!

H
I
J

H-he he he!

I-i’m!

J-jocking.

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PTA declared that sending msg about FARAZ

is unethical & considerd crime.
Ur SIM will be blocked in case of violation GEO news.

Lambi Lambi chor k GEO

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Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.

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Funny SmS

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Wafa ki talaash thi mujhe barson se “Faraz”…
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.
.
Bazar se jaa ke mein Kutta khareed laaya…!

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1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
“Hamen Vote Do,
Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
“Govt.”
Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi…

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Ye lo aik rupey ka Coin aur mujhe Cute sa Sms

karo kanjoosi ki bhi koi had hoti hai

Aur khabar dar is aik rupey ki tofee khareedi to…

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\/ This ant is
(”) looking
<((> 4 U
/\

You know it wants to eat you

Why?

>
>
>

Tussi Sweet bohot ho na.

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Teri sada ki be-rukhi ko mein ne aaj tak bhula nahi paaya…

Mubarak ho

mubarak ho!!

Is Shair mein “Faraz” nahi aayaa…

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Mein khud ko bohot tanha mehsoos kar raha hoon Faraz!

Plz mujhe kisi Larki ka Number Send kar do!

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“0333-7722440″

Aik shaks ko ye number khawab mein nazar

aaya us ne 100 ka easy load karwa diya…

Aik Ghante mein us ke dil ki Murad poori ho gayi…

Doosre ne Sms parh ke Delete ker diya us ka 50000

ka Nuqsan ho gaya..

Ignore mat karna werna…

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TV On karo….

Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai

KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga

Aap to 100% save ho

.
.
.
Par mein kahan Jaaon??

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Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

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kitni der se meri ankhain nam hain faraz!

koe to kamina hy jo piaz kaat raha hy

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Janta hoon ke nahi ho sakti Katreena meri Faraz magar phir bhi…..

Lab-e-Aati hai dua ban ke tamanna meri…..

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Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key pinjrey main ghuss jata hai.

Woh haati ko dekh ta hai aur pooch ta hai,

“Bhai haati aap itney barrey ho, aap ki kya umar hai?”

Haati bolta hai: Main teen saal ka ho gaya hoon.

Tumhaari kiya umar hai chuuey?
Chuua sharma key kahta hai: Umar to meri

bhi teen saal hai lekin dar assal bachpan mein

meri sahat kharaab rahti thi.

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Cheel urri

Kawwa urraa

Maina urri

Chirria urri

Gadha urra

Oops..Sorry jaldi main aap ka b urra
dia

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Din tou is shehar ki ronaq mein guzar jata hai Faraz

Yaad kuch log sar-e-sham bohat aatay hain

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Ek tou tum shrmatey bohat ho

Ager baat krey koi tumse tou itraatey boht ho

Dil chahat hai koi sms na karon tum ko

Per suna hai tum sms parh k muskuratey boht ho…

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Hain dafan mujh mein meri kitni raunaqen mat pouch Faraz!

Ujar ujar k jo basta raha wo shehr hoon main..!

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Difference b/w Dawai & Daru?

Dawai is like a girlfrnd,it has an expiry date.

Daru is like a wife jitni purani ho gee utni sar ko charti hai:-)

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 __l""l  l""l__
(______)(______)

Ye hain wo joote jo BUSH per barsay thy in ki

Qemat Caror Dollar lag chuki hai mager aap k liye free!!

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Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,

K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai

Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho

Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai

Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films
ki tarah hote hain

End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,

Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota

Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost…

==============================

Yar Bed new 4

Indya accacked on Pakistan at sailkot sector.

In 1965…….!!!!!!

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Main teri Maa Hoti
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy

2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …

Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy

Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->

======================

candle light dinner
The most rommantic country of the world..?

guess!

O yes! pakistan u know y?

har raat candle light dinner… =P ;->
(thanks to wapda)

======================

Student Ki Life
Student ki bhi Faraz kya life hoti ha.

wah wah

wah ji wah

Na Husband hota hai na Wife hoti hai.

===========================

Aaj wo date per boht hans rahi thi Faraz..
.

Us k jane k baad pata chala k meri zip khuli thi…

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Duniya buri ho sakti hai aap nhi

Duniya bewafa ho sakti hai aap nhi

Duniya zalim ho sakti hai aap nhi

aur
aur
aur

Kuttay ki dum sedhi ho sakti hai ap
ke nhi..

=============================

Dour rehny sai Mohabbat barti hai Faraz..!!

Ye keh k wo shaks shehar chor gaya.

Dard sehny sai Mohabbat barhti hai Faraz..!!

Ye keh kar wo shaks sar py danda mar gaya

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Police officer 2 his son!

Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,

Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
band

Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado

==========================

Jotay khane k tum he ustaad nhi ho ARBAB….

Suna hai is zamanay mei koi BUSH bhi hai…

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Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha……

==========================

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,

Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,

Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,

Jab chaho hum se Disprin
mangwa lena….

======================

Breaking News on Geo TV.

Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam

Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
gae:-(

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A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gaya or waiter se kaha
1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glas vomating shak le aao but hath safeguard se dho lena plz.

==========================

Best Sms of 1947.
.

Tab Mobile tha kya?
Kabhie to thora dimagh ka istamaal kar liye karo!
Bas Sms parhne ki lagi rehti hai..

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English Funny SmS

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Likhi thi jitni bhi khat tu ne mujh ko Faraz

Ab sab phar diye
.
.
.
.
.
.
Abba ji ne khol k DARAZ

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Shikwa hamein manzoor nhi…

Aaj na koi bahana hoga …

Aap ko hamari khushiyoun ki qasam…

Next saal aap ko Nahana hoga

=======================

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Kafi hain ya aur likhon?

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1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rok

kar rehne ka rcord qaim kya hai jinhe kal
.

Bad namaz e zuher mewa shah qabristan

mai dafnaya jaega..

===========================

Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere…
Aajib Tera Style Hai…
Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi
Haathoo Main Mobile Hai

===========================
Zindagi mai kamiyab hony k do asool:

1- Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao.

2- ……!!!!

============================

Ques:Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?

Ans: Jb 1 larki 2 rupay mein kiss dene ko tayar ho

‘

Aur aap k pass 1 rupay ho…!

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Teacher: “Sara sab larkon se baat karti hai”

Batao is sentence mein Sara kya hai??

Pathan Student: Sir Sara Be-Gairat hai…

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Koi…

Galti

Ghhustakhi

Wagaira

Gai

Tou

Akhri

Mahenay

;

Mujh

Mafi maang lo

;

Me aaj achay mood mai hoon

=========================

hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???

Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai

Jab ke

Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…

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You are the smartest n sweetest person I ever know!
Really.
kya hua?
Yaqeen nahin aata?
Chand sitaron ki qasam!…
.
.
.
.
.
.
Oh God
Yeh chand sitaray kahan ghayab ho gayai?

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Are utho…

Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?

Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?

Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?

Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna

Mein so raha hoon..

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Purani Kahawat hai ke,

Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.

Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??

Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???

==========================

Ab Bush k bad Obama
zara sambhal k qadam rakhna iraq me obama
Bush ko pare hai jooty Tere tou utar denge pajama:-)

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Ab Bush k bad Obama
zara sambhal k qadam rakhna iraq me obama
Bush ko pare hai jooty Tere tou utar denge pajama:-)

============================

Aj Faraz kuch kehnay k mood mai nhi hai

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Purani kahawat hai k

Sonay k time tension ko sath le kr nhi sona chahiye

Lekin phir b log pata nhi kyon??

Apni BV ko apny sath le kr sotay kyun hain!

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Bijli + Badal= Savan aya,

Baraat + Baja= Dulha aya,

Phool + Nazary = Basant aya,

Tum + Tumhari Hansi = Bhago Bhago

P
 A
  G
   A
    L

Aya..

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4 kam karo

1. Mobile switch off kro

2. Battery kholo

3. Sim nikalo

4. Mobile ko road pai dai maro

Jb koi msg hi nhi karna tou mobile
ki kya zarorat.

==========================

Plz mujhy 1 mis call do yahan light nhi hai

or mujhy mere cell mil nhi raha
.

Send it 2 ur frndz n check how intelligent dey r?

==========================

Girl’s college me strike thi,
Boys bhi unke saath the,
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
“Hamaari Maange”
pichhe se awaaz aayi
“Sindhoor se bharo

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f God asked me

What Do you want.

“A Million dollar or True friend?”

I will choose….

A Million dollar

.
.
.
Be practical yar
Mil ke urain gay na

=====================

Aik memon samander mein doob gaya,
Us ne dua ki YA ALLAH mujhe nikal de,
Me teri raah mein aik Chawal ki degh doon ga.

Aik lehar ne is ko bahar nikal diya,
Bahar aa kar bola: Konsi Degh?
Foran aik lehar aayi aur is ko wapas le gayi.

Memon bola: YA ALLAH mein ne to poocha tha Chicken Ya Beef?

=======================

Ab Bush ke baad Obama

Zara sambhal ke Qadam rakhna Iraq me Obama

Bush ko pare hai joote

Tera to utar dein ge Pajama..

=========================

Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Wah Wah

Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Izhar-e-Mohabat Sms se kiya tha,

Jo un ki Shaadi tak bhi Pending tha….!

Wah Wah

========================

Dard sehny se mohabbat barhti hai Faraz

Ye keh kar wo shakhs pin chubha k bhag gaya..

=========================

Log parh lete hein meri aankhon se dil ki halat Faraz,

Mujh se ab tere pyar ki hifazat nahi hoti..

===========================

Charagh-e-Aftab gum,
Bari haseen raat thi.

Shabab ka naqab gum,
Bari haseen raat thi.

Mujhe pila rahay thay woh,
Ke khud hi shama bujh gayi.

Glass gum,

Sharab gum,

Bari haseen raat thi.

Labon se lab jo mil gaye,
Labon se Lab jo sil gaye,

Sawal gum,
Jawab gum,

Bari haseen raat thi.

Likha tha jis kitab mein,
Ke ishq to haraam hai,

Woh kitaab gum,
Nisaab Gum,

Bari haseen raat thi.

=========================

Usko dekhta tha tou hansti thi,
Baalon ko lehraati thi,
Kuch soch kar sharmati thi,
Phir kuch soch kar muskurati thi,
Aj pata chala Sali

“Nafsiyati” thi

======================

Wife: sunye, ap ne pehli bar mera

ghunghat uthaya tha,to kya mehsos kya tha.

husband: khuda ki kasam me marjata agar

AYAT-UL- KURSI yad na hoti…!

============================

Log kahty he k Faraz sochta bhi he

par in jahlo ko kon samjhay

Faraz sochta to aj shayer nahi hota

============================

rozana farmayesh karti thi woh mujhse FARAZ

Mera kotha paint kara de main nachan sari Raat

=============================

Karachi k janesar hain hum
Altaf bhai k hatyar hain hum
Sindh dharti k wafadar hain hum
Jeans aur kurtahai pehchan humari
Bahadur aur khuddar hain hum
Hum se panga mat lena danda dene
ko tayyar hai hum hamaye fakar hai
k MAHAJIR hai hum

=========================

Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai…!

Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k
“Band Hai…”

Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k

“Chalu Hai..”

=========================

Kal polio k qatray pilanay ka akhiri din hai
Is liaye aap bhi chalay jana
Q
K
.

Ap ki b teesri taang choti reh gai hai:-)

==========================

Dil k rishton ki nazakat ko wo kya janay Faraz

Narm lafzon sai bhi lag jati hain chotein aksar..

===========================

Raks karti hai gardish-e-dauran,
Dar khulay hain sharb khano k,
Chai peenay ko ab kahan jayen Faraz,

Bund hogaye hain hotal pathano k..

===========================

Arz kya hai

SmS doston ko itna kya k jeet gaye sms ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehna laga,
?

NO SPACE
.
.

No SPACE

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Hindi Funny SmS

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14th feb,Valentine Day SmS

Hansnamanahaiweb — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 10:54:02 +0000

Love is Life,

Love is Knife,

It cuts our throat,

till the time we thrive,

sorrow and nature, don’t go aside,

but smile and say, that u r my

Valentine…

========================

There’s something about Valentine’s Day

that turns me

on……………YOU….YOU….. I LOVE

YOU ON VALENTINE’S DAY WITH ALL MY

HEART………..

==========================

‘m enthralled by your beauty,

mesmerized by your charisma &

spellbound by your love. No wonder

I am always thinking about you.

I wish to celebrate every Valentine

Day with you. Happy Valentine’s Day.

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V……is for Valentine; you are my only Valentine,

A……is for I will Always be yours,

L……is for Love at its most extreme,

E…….is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love,

N…….is for Never-ending love,

T……..is for we will Always be Together forever,

I……..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent,

N…….is for Natures naughty way of saying I love you to,

E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting…

===========================

DREAMING of you makes my night worth

while, THINKING of you makes me smile,

HAVING you is the best thing ever, and

LOVING you is what i plan to do…

forever. Happy Valentine’s Day.

===========================

I love you more today than I did

yesterday, But not as much as I will

tomorrow. Happy Valentine’s Day!

===========================

I searched through books & leafed through

cards, For words that wud convey, what I

had in my heart, But when I sat down to

write, all I can write was…. I Luv U !

Happy Valentine’s Day!

============================

I may be innocent to know what luv is,

i may not show it to you,

I may not luv u the way it should be,

BUT I am always willing to luv u the

way I understand it…hard to forget u.

Happy Valentine’s Day

==========================

Love is sweet poison ..

Do not consume without your beloved’s

advise .. & keep out of reach of children

.. & keep it in cool & dark place..

Happy Valentine’s Day

==========================

If you were my valentine, I’d search the

endless skies to find the perfect

starlight that would compliment your

eyes and keep it in a wishing well

created just for you and filled with my

desires to make all your dreams come

true…

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Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in

love and you fall forever…… Happy

Valentine’s Day Darling!!!

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White-silent, Blue-cool, Red-reserved,

Pink-lovely, Violet-naughty,

Brown-isolated, Orange-hot, Black-smart,

Grey-talkative, which colour u think

suits me? Reply soon my valentine..

==========================

Be mine Valentine, I am sending you this

Valentine wish with HUGS & KISSES, too;

cause there’s a place here in my HEART

that’s mad only for you !!!!!!!!

===========================

Sweeter dan sugar, softer dan wine.

Be 4 always my valentine. Flowers from

heaven, kisses from u, all I need 2

remind me of u, love is perfect 4 me

& u, so lets get 2gether & make it true.

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Valentine’s Day is a LOVELY day 4 all

LOVERS & i think it’s also4 u! Because

u r my sweet VALENTINE,

Happy Valentine’s Day

=============================

Tonight I ask the stars above,

How I’ll ever win your love,

What do I do, What do I say,

To turn your angel eyes my way?

so.. Happy Valentine’s Day !!!

===========================

Be my Valentine, my love, As I will be

for you, And we will love the whole day

long, And love our whole lives through.

For love has no parameters And does not

end with time, But is the gift of

paradise, A pinch of the sublime. So let

us take this holiday To resubmit our

love To those within that know no sin

And with the angels move.

Happy Valentine’s Day.

=========================

I wan’t to kiss ur lips,

I wan’t to play with ur teeth,

I want to teaste ur tounge,

Hey ! don’t get angry friend,

I m toothpaste………

Happy valentine’s day dear

Funny SmS

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What the heart gives away is never gone,

but kept in the hearts of others, from

dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my

heart. Be my Valentine!

============================

14 Feb valentine Day ko loogo Aysa kia

kartay hain.Ke Theak Nine(9) Month Baad

14 Nov ko children Day Manana parta hai

============================

Your smile is my sunrise,

your kiss is my sunset.

Thank you for being the

most wonderful friend and

companion.

===========================

T-here’s richness in a love for life

H-ere among the valentines,

A-king and queen as man and wife:

N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines;

K-nowing well the needs of state.

Y-on regal grace alone attends,

O-n which the peace, both small and great,

U-ndone by doubt, alone depends

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Wherever I may go;
Whatever I do;
On Valentine’s Day
I’d like to say
I love you & I care for you
more than you do.

==========================

Funny Valentine! Where are you?
How will you come to me?
In a red box, the softness of
A teddy bear or the tenderness of A kiss?
The security of a hug, the snug warm Feeling of love?
You seem sooo far away!
I think about you when I close my eyes
And even when I open them in the morning.
It may not be Valentine’s Day everyday
But with you. just know you r My love supply.
My Funny Valentine!

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Fond thoughts are coming your way;

We’ve always had a special connection,
So Happy Valentine’s Day!

===============================

On Valentine’s Day we think about
Those matchless people who
Give extra meaning to our lives–
The very special few.
Without them, skies would turn to gray,
Things wouldn’t be the same,
Life wouldn’t be as colorful,
It would be a duller game,
And when I contemplate that group–
Friends and family who are mine,
I appreciate and treasure you,
You’re essential, Valentine!

==============================

On Valentine’s Day, the day of affection,
My thoughts naturally turn in your direction.
I think of many things, big and small
That you’ve given to me and given your all.
You see me always in the kindest light;
You’re a glow in my life, golden and bright.
I’m thankful for the happy ties that bind
Me to you in our family, and I’d like to remind
You of all the special memories I treasure.
Having you in my life is nothing but pleasure!
You’re a walking example of how to live,
How to share, how to teach, how to love, how to give.
Please accept this Valentine poem,
warm from the heart of your Love.

========================

Every day I come to school;
I spend a lot of time
Learning all the things you teach,
Which is the reason I’m
Sending you this Valentine;
It’s meant to let you know
I’m happy you’re my teacher
And I want to tell you so!
Happy Valentine’s Day
To my favorite teacher!

=========================

Be My Valentine
This may be a little silly,
But I have a question for you,
Will you be my valentine?
‘Cause no one else will do…
I know you are my boyfriend
But will you be my valentine?
I can’t think of anyone else
I’d want to have as mine…
No one else gives me the tingles
The way you always do,
So, will you be my valentine?
So I can share this with you…
No one has ever kissed me
And sent chills down my spine,
Until the night you kissed me,
So, please be my valentine…
Like I said this is silly,
But I have one last question for you…
If you agree to be my valentine,
Can I be yours too?

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My valentine:
Why would I bring you chocolate
when you are the treat.
My valentine:
Why would I bring you flowers
when your smell is what’s sweet.
My valentine:
Why would I buy you a card
when the words can be heard through me.
My valentine:
Why would I take you out some place
when all I need is to see your face.
My valentine:
Why would I celebrate this on one special day
When I can do it always.

===========================

U r unique
U r caring &
U r the best….
N I’m d luckiest to
Have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
MY SWEET HEART!

=========================

if you were my valentine
I’d treasure every day
the arms that open to me
and the tender words you say
I can’t imagine dreaming
of another soul so sweet
for, if your were my valentine
my life would be complete…

===========================

There is only one thing I wish to say
There is only one day left for Valentine day
Let all the lovers of the world unite
Let there be peace and love in everyone’s sight
Let the kisses flow smoothly like a stream
Let everyone meet the men and women of their dreams
Let everyone get a lovers valentine card
Even sending one yourself is not very hard
This day of love when you cannot say no
Telling your sweetheart that you love them so
Say it with flowers and say it with all your love
Say it with chocolates or with two white doves
Just show all your love on Valentine Day

========================

What do you give a lady so sweet?
Who makes my existence so complete.
Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose?
Perhaps some very heartfelt pros?
A store-bought card with another’s word?
Anything that’s purchased seems absurd.
I would give you the World if it were mine,
For now, take my heart, and be My Valentine.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!

==========================

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who’d b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U…

=========================

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

==========================

Ur mine LOVE & Ur mine VALENTINE…

I do LOVE U & its true…I nevr knw my

life wthout U.. I wana live BUT its only

wth U honey… plz be mine.

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Tears can sometimes be more special thansmiles…

For smiles can be given to any

one… But tears are only shed for people

we love! Happy Valentine’s Day!!

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If a BUTTERFLY comes close to You,

If a perfumed ROSE touches your face,

If your MOBILE dances on a nice tone,

remember its ME trying to tell you

  "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY" 

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Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound

Wen EYES’S cud SPEAK volumes

Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE

then why do v need owrds 2 say’

        I LOVE YOU
************************************

I was asked about Newton’s law and

I said I don’t know. I was questioned

on the current President of USA and I

wasn’t sure if it is Clinton or Bush.

But when I was asked on who I love,

the only answer I can think of, is you.

**************************************

Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset.

Thank you for being the most wonderful friend

and companion.
**************************************

No poems no fancy words I just want the world

to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all

my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day
**************************************

Love Plus
The fun in together
The sad in apart
The hope in tomorrow
The joy in heart !

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Do Not Seek
The ” Because ”
In Love There Is
No ” Because ”
No ” Reason ”
No “Explanation ”
No ” Solution “

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Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap

bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape

ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud

kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh

gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu,

jo sahnu yaad v karno

==========================

Valentine Day SmS

===========================

Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling.

If we could decide who to love, then,

life would be much simpler, but then

less magical.

*****************************************************************

Wen things go wrong…
Wen sadness fills ur heart…
wen tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…

*****************************************************************

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi…

*****************************************************************
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,

to live 4 some1, luv some1,

but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

*****************************************************************

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in

my life sweetheart.

*****************************************************************

Without Love — days are sad day, moan day,

tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day,

shatter day. So be in love everyday…

Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.

*****************************************************************

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

*****************************************************************

I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I’m the girl whos right

*****************************************************************

I’m a PAPER,
u can write ur feelings,
scribble ur anger,
use me 2 absorb tears.
Don’t throw me after use but
when u feel cold burn me
to feel warm cause I Love you.

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If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

*****************************************************************

I am opening an emotional bank account for

u sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and

you will get the interest.

*****************************************************************

“I’m enthralled by your beauty,

mesmerized by your charisma and

spellbound by your love. No wonder

I am always thinking about you.

I wish to celebrate every Valentinewith you.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

*****************************************************************

Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too………

*****************************************************************

Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum’ll 4get u wen ur gone
but i’ll remember u
no matter how long..

*****************************************************************

I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short….
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

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Good Morning SMS

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D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)

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Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Love is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false,
Only My Love is TRUE

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Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!

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Q:Wat is luv?
*
*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece…!

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A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

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Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!

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Sad Poetry SmS

======================

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

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One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!

*****************************************************************

Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,

Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,

Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,

Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?

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1 Stone is enough 2 break a glass,
1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart,
1 word is enough to fall in love &
1 friend is enough to live in this world.

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Let’s share the world
. A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.

*****************************************************************

U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr…Trust Me!!

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\””\ /””/ \ \_/ALENTINE \___/Is A”LOVELY”

DayFor All “LOVERS””HAPPY “VALENTINE” DAY”

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Mohbet ke din mohbet se mery sms mohbet

ki taraf chal day mohbet se mohbet ko mohbet

dena aur kehna teri mohbet ne mohbet ke din

mohbet se mohbt ko mohbet ka ehsas dilaya

hai mohbet se sms ker chal shabash !

*****************************************************************

To be honest with you, I don”t have the words

to make you feel better, but I do have the arms

to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you

want to talk about, and I have a

heart; a heart that”s aching to see you smile again.

*****************************************************************

Love can be expressed in many ways.

One way I know is to send it across the

distance to the person who is reading this.

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If I could die early I would ask God

if I could be your guardian angel,

so I could wrap my wings around

you and embrace you whenever

you feel alone.

*****************************************************************

Love so much my heart is sure.

As time goes on I love you more,

Your happy smile. Your loving face

no one will ever take your place.

Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!

*****************************************************************

If Roses were black and violets were brown,

my love for you would never be found but

roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to

say is I LUV U!

*****************************************************************

Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U…?

*****************************************************************

Luv is like a cloud… luv is like a dream…

luv is 1 word and everything in between…

luv is a fairytale come true…

Coz I found luv when I found U.

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The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.

*****************************************************************

I’ll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever’s what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits…..

*****************************************************************

My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

*****************************************************************

Without Love — days are sad day, moan day,

tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day,

shatter day. So be in love everyday…

Wish you a Happy Valentine”s Day.

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New Year SmS 2009

Hansnamanahaiweb — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:27:12 +0000

May this year mark the beginning of a
year of pleasure and discovery for you.
May each day hold something special,
that is wonderful and new… For you
deserve the best of everything, that
life can ever bring. Happy New Year!

================================

May this new year adorn your life with

many beautiful things and sweetmemories

to cherish forever. And care of those

whom the heart holds close, along with

abundant joys and happiness, for you

and your family.

Wishing you life’s best this New Year!

================================

This note comes especially, dear Friend,
to wish you a marvelous start as the
year begins. …
And hope that all your dreams come true,
making it truly a Wonderful year for you.

===========================

Better than any New Year has been and
will be, Better than any joy known or
to be known, Better than any wish
realized or to be realized-that’s
how, this New Year should be for you.
Have a great new year!

=============================

People are so worried about what
they eat between Christmas and the
New Year, but they really should be
worried about what they eat between
the New Year and Christmas.
Happy New Year!!

============================

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday.
Now bug off and don’t annoy me for
the next 12 months!!!!

===========================
Valentine Day SmS

===========================

Bith Gaya Jo Saal, Bhul Jayye,
Is Naya Saal ko Gale Lagaye,
Karte Hain Dua Hum Rab Se Sar Jhukake…
Is Saal ke Sare Sapne Poore Ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

==============================

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

===========================

Naye Saal Aaye Banke Ujale,
Khul Jaye Aap Ki Qismat Ke Taale,
Hamesha Aap Pe Rahe Meherban Uparwale,
Chand Taare Bhi Aap Pe Hi Roshni Dale.
Happy New year.

==============================

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

==============================

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body
& Heart full of Love..
All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish a Happy New Year 2009.

==============================

A new year is unfolding
Like a blossom with petals curled
Tightly concealing the beauty within.
Wish you “Happy New Year”.

==============================

Isse pehle ki saal ka antim suraj ast ho,
Isse pehle ki 2008 ka calender nast ho,
Isse pehle ki aap khushi ke mahaul mein mast ho,
Aur isse pehle ki mobile network vyast ho,
Dua hai ki aane wala saal aapke liye zabardast ho.
Happy New Year 2009!

==============================

Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!

=============================

Aa gale lag ja mere yaar,
Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ……
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!

============================

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay…
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

===============================

Wishing you a fabulous 2009
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting
to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!

===============================

Like birds, let us,
leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009

==============================

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,

Let all ur Dreams be Clear,

Never put Tear, Please Hear,

I want to tell one thing in ur Ear

Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!

==============================

My wishes for you in year 2009

Great start for Jan,

Love for Feb,

Peace for march,

No worries for April

Fun for May,

Joy for June to Nov,

Happiness for Dec,

Have a lucky and wonderful 2009.

==============================

New rules of life for 2009
1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.

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New hijri year. 1429 Mubarak
Allah talah aap ko
hazaroon khushiyan ataa karay
aur aap per rehmatain nazil fermaye.
ameen.

==============================

Aap sab ko dill ki gehraiyon say
nikli hoi bay shumar duaon k sath
“NAYA ISLAMI SAAL” mubarak ho.
Allah is naye saal ko aap sab k liye rehmaton,
barkaton,
khushyon,
kamiyabion,
khair-o-afiat,
hifazat,
aman,
sukoon aur tamam tar naik khuwahishat
ki takmeel ka saal bana day aur donon
jehan ki sari naymatain ata farmaye
aur hamisha,hamisha k liye razi ho jaye.
Ameen, Summa ameen.

==============================

Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2009

==============================

2009 is at the door…
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything that made you smile.

===============================

May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,
to explore every joy of life
&
may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality
and all your efforts into great achievements.
Happy New Year to you & your loved ones.

====================================

Thre have been many time in 2008
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in 2009.

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Aaj
ki
duniya
bohat
advance
hai

Isi
advance
duniya
ki
advance
technology
m
rehnay
wale

1 advance
banday
ki taraf
se aap ko

Advance “happy new year”

==============================

Happy New Year 2009

=============================

Apne 2008 k gunah dhonay k liye 99
bar is mantar ka wird karain
“East or west, Saqib is the best”
Ab edit ker k is msg mein
apna naam dal k aur gunah mat karna:p

==============================

I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

==============================

Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2009, 2008 k baad.
Wish u a Happy new year.

=============================

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

==============================

Funny SmS Forum

==============================

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Teray liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

=============================

We will open the book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year’s Day.

=============================

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

==============================

Years come and go,
but this year I specially wish 4 u
a double dose of health n happiness
topped with loads of good fortune.
Have a great year ahead!
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!!!

==============================

Funny SmS

==============================

Christmas Day SmS

Hansnamanahaiweb — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:48:11 +0000

If one night you wake up and a big fat

male is trying to put you in a sack please

don’t be afraid because i told santa all i

want for christmas is you. .

============================

It was always said of him, that he knew

how to keep Christmas well, if any man

alive possessed the knowledge. May that

be truly said of us, and all of us! And so,

as Tiny Tim observed, “God Bless Us, Every One!

============================

Christmas is a time when everybody wants

his past forgotten and his present remembered.

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties

is looking for a job the next day.

============================

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your

window grabs you and puts you in a sack

don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for

CHRISTMAS.

==============================

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,

Lets cherish each moment it beholds,

Lets celebrate this blissful New year.

Merry X-mas.

===============================

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;

It makes no noise at all,

But softly gives itself away;

While quite unselfish, it grows small.

===============================

Christmas is the season for kindling

the fire of hospitality in the hall,

the genial flame of charity in the heart.

===============================

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.

You can’t crowd into it any arrears of

unselfishness and kindliness that may

have accrued during the past twelve months.

===============================

Bless us Lord, this Christmas,

with quietness of mind;

Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

===============================

Christmas is not a time nor a season,

but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill,

to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

===============================

Funny SmS

===============================

Don’t Say & Recieve “Merry Christmas”

because it means Allah ne Beta Jana.

(NAZOUZU-BILLAH).

Is msg ko phelao Q k dost mazaq main bhi

ye keh kar Shirk kar jaty hain.

==========================

Christmas gift suggestions:

To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

====================

Testing SMSTesting SMSTesting SMSTesting

SMSTestingSMSTesting SMSTesting SMSTesting

SMSTesting SMSTestingSMSTesting SMSTesting SMS

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Why is it difficult to keep a secret in the north pole?
Becos ur teeth chatter!

====================

Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.

===================

From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each other.

===================

Welcome New Year SmS 2009

===================

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.

===================

May this Christmas end the present year
on a cheerful note and make way
for a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

===================

Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

===================

New Christmas Day SmS

===================

Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.

====================

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

====================

Funny SmS Forum

====================

I hope you have a wonderful christmas
have a great new year !
Hopefully santa will be extra good to you .
enjoy your holidays!

====================

A lovely thing about Christmas
is that it’s compulsory,
like a thunderstorm,
and we all go through it together.

=====================

Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

===================

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar

jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,

santa clause aaye aapke dwar,

subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.

Merry Christmas.

===================

May the joy and peace of Christmas

be with you all through the Year.

Wishing you a season of blessings

from heaven above. Happy Christmas.

====================

May the good times and treasures of the

present become the golden memories of

tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and

happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.

====================

I am dreaming of white Christmas ,

with every christmas card i write,

May your days be merry and bright,

and May all your christmases be white.

Marry Christmas.

======================

I hope you have a wonderful christmas .

have a great new year ! Hopefully santa

will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

=====================

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift

of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

=====================

Double Meaning SmS

Hansnamanahaiweb — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:56:07 +0000

Apne 2 hi shoq hen.

1. AchhA khana.OR

2. AAp ki bajana.

NAhi nahi woh nahi sirf message ki Tone,

yar tu hamesha wohi kyun sochta hai.

==========================

Hi Jaan

.
.
.
.

.
.
.

Nikal rahi hai, Sardi se…
Log pata nahi kya samjh lete hein.

=========================

Pehli dafa insan jb dalta hai tu nervous hota hai

Ahista se dalo tu phisal k pura andr chala jata hai

Phir ajib-o-grib awazien aany lagti hein

Lakin tum bilkul na ghabrana confidence

se daley rehna or us waqt tk na nikalna

jb tak aapki money nhi nikal jati phir

apna..

ATM Card machine se nikal lena.

==========================

Teacher: Make a sentence using word “Hand”

Student: My penis in your hand.

Teacher Slapped him.

Student: Sorry teacher Pen ke baad space dena bhool gaya tha.

==========================

Girl: What do you like in me??

Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.

(/”)
Girl: Whatttttt??

Boy: Yes I like your eyes.

=========================

Is sohane mosam mein tumhara saath ho

Garam bister mein kambal orhay tum pass ho

Meray Hont tumhein choone ko tarsein

Kaash aisa kabhie Ehsaas ho

I Love U

“TAPAL TEA”

==========================

Valentine Day SmS

==========================

Barsaat ki raat, ek ladki bheege badan,

bheege hoath, bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga, laga………….

kal ye pakke bimar hogi.

==========================

Plan For Future:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.

Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.

Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.

Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.

==========================

Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…

MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…

==========================

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

==========================

In a bath room, a boy touchez a girl

every where!

Yu Know who was dat boy? Stupid Itz Life

boy Soap!

Dirty pple alwayz think dirty.

===========================

6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
.
LG KG 195

========================

Mou meetha karna hai tu mere pass aao

Mai tumhain

Kis

Kiss

Kissh

Kissh- Mish

Khilaon.

============================

Tangen utha k karo

tangen phela k karo

ghuma ghuma k karo

agay pechay dono taraf se karo

uper neche se karo

jitna karoge

utna halka mehsos hoga

YOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

==========================

Aaj ke baad mujhe Call mat karna.

Na Sms karna, baat bhi mat karna.

Milne ki koshish to bilkul mat karna.

Kiu Ke

Doctor ne mujhe Sweet cheezon se door rehne ko kaha hai.

=======================

Aapse
Kuch
Special
Baat
Karni
Hai

Koi
Pass
To
Nahi

Zara
Akele
Ho
Jaao

Aur
Kisi
Ko
Na
Batana

Acha
Ghour
Se
Suno

Kanjoos Na Bano,
Sms Karo!
=========================

“OEYEEEEEE”

Msg bhej

varna

Teri…?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tere marzi,

Na bheej yar gusa kyn krty ho…. :->

==========================

Friend k saath karo ya girlfriend k saath,

Room me karo Ya garden me,Din me karo ya

Raat me,Bed pe karo,Ya sofay per,Parhai

to karni hi hy…:-)

===========================

After Election PM of India Mr.ManMohan

Singh said Ye to”sonia ji” k Hath ka

Kamal hai, Warna is umar mein to mere

khara hona bhi mushkil tha:-0

==========================

TERi lita k lu?

Ya bitha k lu?

Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?

ya tujhe karun khara ?

ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri

PHoto

kaise lon?

=======================

Arz Kya hai..!

Na himat AAp mein hai

Na aapki hadi main hai

Himat tou us mein hai

jo bina hadi k aap ki Chadi mein hai

======================

What’s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
.
.
.
.
.
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

==========================

5 ki jaga ab 7 inch ka

Pehle se mota or extra lamba.

Jo aap ko dega pehle se ziyada maza.

Sukoon or aaram ki zamanat.

Master ka molty foam.

==========================
New Year SmS 2009

==========================

Aisi kon si cheez hai jo WOMAN main aagay hoti hai,

aur COW main peche?

?
?
?
?
?

It’s “W”

W-WOMAN

COW-W

Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.

=======================

Mangta hoon to deti nahi

Jawab meri baat ka

Deti ho to khara ho jata hai

Rom rom jazbaat ka

kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo

baloo mein phool ghulab ka

=========================
Urdu Funny SmS

========================

You are:

“G A N D U”

Don’t get angry

G = Genious
A = Attractive
N = Naughty
D = Decent
U = Unique

Ab to khush ho na…?

“G A N D U”
=========================

Jb dekho to dil karta hai pakar lo

Jb pakar lo to dil karta hai daba do

Jb daba do to dil karta hai chos lo

Saal me ek bar ata hai

“AAM”

==========================
Christmas SmS

Kya Aapne kabhi munh me Liya hy??

Wo Mota sa,

Aas-Paas baaL,

Naram-Naram

Uper se Cover…

Never??

Jhoot bolte ho?

Kabhi BUTTA nahi khaya? silly ;->

=========================

Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL

============================

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!

Bhatija: Thik Hai.

Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.

Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k “10/- me chachi ki chaat lo”.

-============================

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

==============================

Kuch log thodi der karte hain….

Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,

aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,

tab jaakar hota hai….

unka…

Mobile Charge…!

=================================

Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI”

Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”

Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI”

Batau bhala kiun?

Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne

10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!

=============================

Mangta hoon to deti nahi

jawab meri baat ka

deti ho to khara ho jata hai

rom rom jazbaat ka

kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo

baloo mein phool ghulab ka

============================

Pahlay hat ma lo

Phir mon mal lo

Phir tokh laghao

Phir sidha karoo

Phir sorakh ma daloo

Kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

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Boy: please karne do na

Girl: Nhi bus karo

Boy:plz thora aur karne do plz

Girl:Kab se to kar rahe ho

Boy:bus thora aur tum sahi se khol kar raho

Girl:jaldi karo koi dekh le ga

Boy:kuch nhi hota bus thora aur

Girl:bus bohat hogaya ab nhi karne doongi

Boy:plz thora aur karne do warna me exam me fail ho jaoonga

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Aap ko “CHODA”..Aap ko pir “CHODA”

Aap ko bar bar

“CHODA”Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye

“CHODA AUGUST”

mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.

Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.

Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.

Boy : Aur lo gee.

Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo

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WO KIYA HAI??
JIS PE AGAR PIYAR SE HATH PHERO TO FORAN KHARA HO JATA HAI??

U DIRTY MIND

ANSWER HAI

BETHA
HUA

BAKRA …

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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho

Duur Hat Jao

Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia

Soche Ga ??

Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

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NAAK SAAF ;->

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Girl: Oh no bleeding.

Plz bahar nikalo.

Oh ah ah oye Maa!

Ab bas karo.

Nikaal bhi do na.

Oh no! Itna pain.

Main Mar gai.

Dr: Nikal gaya kharab dant. ha ha ha

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Aaj ke baad mujhe Call mat karna.

Na Sms karna, baat bhi mat karna.

Milne ki koshish to bilkul mat karna.

Kiu Ke

Doctor ne mujhe Sweet cheezon se door
rehne ko kaha hai.

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“OEYEEEEEE”

Msg bhej

varna

Teri…?
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Tere marzi,

Na bheej yar gusa kyn krty ho…. :->

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Friend k saath karo ya girlfriend k saath,

Room me karo Ya garden me,Din me karo ya

Raat me,Bed pe karo,Ya sofay per,Parhai

to karni hi hy…:-)

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After Election PM of India Mr.ManMohan

Singh said Ye to”sonia ji” k Hath ka

Kamal hai, Warna is umar mein to mere

khara hona bhi mushkil tha:-0

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TERi lita k lu?

Ya bitha k lu?

Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?

ya tujhe karun khara ?

ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri

PHoto

kaise lon?

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Good Saying SmS

Hansnamanahaiweb — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:43:59 +0000

” Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well”

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” Unless what we do is useful, fame is folly”

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” A moment of thinking is an hour in words”

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” Who takes our heart must merit our esteem”

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Christmas SmS

” Reaping is all greed, just as sowing is all giving”

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“happiness is no laughing matter”

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” For where no hope is left, is left no fear”

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I move like a sleepwalker where providence dictates – adolf hitler

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“Being a jack of all trades, you become a master of nothing”

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“A Good Visitor Knows When To Leave”

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Pluto:
” Only the dead have seen the end of war”

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Einstein:

“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler”

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this one just killed me.

Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.
–Unknown

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Missing You SmS

“It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.”
-Aristotle

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Money cannot buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
–Spike Milligan

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Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
–Jerry Seinfield

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A strong man works out daily to keep his body in shape, but a man of strength kneels in prayer to keep his soul in shape.

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a man does his best until his destiny is revealed

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the difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is how you take them

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“Life is a rainbow which also includes black.”

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“All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that.”

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“A hero is no braver than an ordinary man,

but he is braver five minutes longer.”

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“A weak man has doubts before a decision,

a strong man has them afterwards.”

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“Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination.”

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“Saying goodbye doesn’t mean anything. It’s the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it”

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“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable,

but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.”

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Rainy Day / Barish SMS

“I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.”

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“Sleep is sweet to the labouring man”

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“Opinion in good men, is but knowledge in the making”

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” Oaths are just words and words just wind”

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“People never understand the people they hate”

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“To a good person nothing that happens is evil”

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“Of all people children are the most imaginative”

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” Life is so startling it leaves little time for anything else”

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” A long life is not good enough, but a good life is long enough”

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“Try find ecstacy in life? The mere sense of living is joy enough”

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“Superstition obeys vanity just like a father”

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“Simplicity, a very rare thing in our age”

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“Procrastination brings loss, delay disaster”

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” The heart has reasons of which reason has no knowledge”

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If u cannot dream,why should you sleep and if u cannot pursue your dreams,why should u wake up?

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“Chance makes relations, choice makes friends”

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“People love without reason, and without reason they hate”

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“Where an opinion is general it is usually correct”

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Eid-UL-Azha SmS

” A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow”

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“Speech is of time, silence is of eternity”

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“Love and scandal are the best sweetness at tea”

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“A contentious man will never lack words”

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“Live not for time,but eternity”

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“Man’s way leads to a hopeless end,but God’s to an endless hope. “Big%20smileSmile

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“Give the devil a lift and he will always want to be the driver”

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“The victory of success is half won when one gains the habit of setting goals and achieving them. Even the most tedious chore will become endurable as you parade through each day convinced that every task, no matter how menial or boring, brings you closer to achieving your dreams.”

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“The older the fiddler the sweeter the tune”

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“Calamities makegreat talkers”

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” Intellect obscures more than it illumines”

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” Constancy is the foundation of virtues”

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“God loves everyone,but prefers fruits of the Spirit to religious nuts”

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thinking to get at once all the gold the goose could give, he killed it and opened it only to find – nothing.
–Aesop

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“Give the devil an inch and he will be a ruler”.

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IT IS BETTER TO BE A LION FOR A DAY THAN TO BE A SHEEP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…Thumbs%20Up

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there r 4 things u cant take back… the stone afta the throw… the word after it is spoken… the occasion afta the loss…. tym afta its gone.

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‘Try what you want to,Noah built the Ark and great architects the Titanic’.

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“You are worthy, our Lord and God,
to receive glory and honor and power,
for you created all things,
and by your will they were created
and have their being.”

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Better a poor man whose walk is blameless
than a rich man whose ways are perverse.

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Urdu Shayari

Hansnamanahaiweb — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:37:43 +0000

“Taluq toor mat dena”
Hazaroon duriyaan aayen…
Baharien aaker kho jayen…
Mera chehra bhula dena…
Mere yadien bacha lena…

Jo lamhe dard dete hoon…
Unhien beshak bhula dena…
Jo lamhe aas dete hoon…
Unhe dil se laga lena…

Kahien bhi door reh lena…
Magar in doriyoon ko tum bahana na bana lena…

Taluq toor mat dena……

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Missing You SmS

Mohabbat jeet hoti hai…
Magar haar jati hai…

Kabhi dil sooz lamhoon se…
Kabhi bey-kaar rasmoon se…
Kabhi takdeer waloon se…
Kabhi majboor qasmoon se…

Magar ye haar jati hai…

Kabhi ye phool jaise hai…
Kabhi ye dhool jaise hai…
Kabhi ye chand jaise hai…
Kabhi ye dhoop jaise hai…

Kabhi masroor kerte hai…
Kabhi ye roog dete hai…
Kisi ka chain banti hai…
Kisi ko rool dete hai…

Kabhi lay paar jati hai…
Kabhi ye maar jati hai…

Mohabbat jeet hoti hai…
Magar ye haar jati hai…

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Ek mulaqat udhorri reh gai hai…
El baat udhorri reh gai hai…
Yun kho ker tujhe zinda hoon magar…
Ek zaat udhorri reh gai hai…

Wo jeet mukamal na ho saki…
Wo haar udhorri reh gai hai…
Ek seher guzrri hai aankhoon mien…
Bus raat udhorri reh gai hai…

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Sorry SMS Jokes

Tabeer jo mil jati to aik khawab bohat tha…
Jo shaks ganwa bethe wo nayyab bohat tha…

Main kaise bacha leta bhala kashtiye dil ko…
Darya-e-mohabbat mien sailaab bohat tha…

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Aa dekh dil ki nagrii hai uddas tere bin…
Bujhti nahi hai aankhoon ki pyas tere bin…

Zindagi mien to aansoon k sailaab hien…
Karoon kaise khushiyoon ki talash tere bin…

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Karon to kis lye aakhir malal us ka…
Use nahi to mujhe bhi nahi khayal us ka…

Mere wafa ne banaya hai bewafa us ko…
Kisi ada pe nahi hai kamal us ka…

Mere naseeb ki ye bhi to khushnaseebi hai…
K mujh ko dekh k saab poochte hien haal us ka…

Mere arooj ko us k naseeb mien likh de…
Khuda-e-Pak mujhe sounp se zawal us ka…

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Saath betey howe lamhon ki nishani ban ker…
tum bicher ker bhi ho in aankhoon mien pani ban ker…

tum zamne ki nazar mien juda lakh sahi…
tum shamil ho meri nas nas mien rawani ban ker…

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Dil husn k sholoon se jala kyoon nahi dete…
Tum mujh ko mohabbat ki saza kyoon nahi dete…

bhegi hoi palkoon se guzer jate ho chup chap…
Jo dil pe guzarta hai bata kyoon nahi dete…

Ro ro k shab-e-hijr guzaroo ge kahan tak…
Tum un ki mohabbat ko bhoola kyoon nahi dete…

Ae phool se chehro zara itna to bata do…
Tum zakhm to dete ho dawa kyoon nahi dete…

Wo dard jo seene mien chupa rakha hai…
Us dard ko aashkoon mien baha kyoon nahi dete…

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Wo na aaye un ki yaad aaker wafa ker gai…
Unse milne ki tamana sukoon tabah ker gai…

Ahat hoi soocha asaar dua ker gai…
Darwaza khoola to dekha mazak hum se HAWA ker gai…

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Laghzishon se marwa tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi…
donoon insaan hien Khuda tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi…

Tu mujhe aur main tujhe ilzaam dete hien magar…
Aapne ander jhankta tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi…

Maslehat nien ker dia donoon mien paida ikhtalaaf…
Warna fitraat ka bura tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi …

Mukhtalif simtoon mien donoon ka safar jarri raha…
Ik lamhe ko ruka tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi…

Chahaty donoon bohat aik doosre ko hien magar…
Ye haqiqat manta tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi…

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Kash koi hum pe bhi pyaar jatata…
Humari aankhoon ko aapne hathoon se chupata…

hum ghabra ker poochte koon ho tum…?
Muskaura k wo aapne aap ko humarri jaan batata…

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Kisi koi mere yaad aaye ek arsa howa…
Koi hai heraan to koi hai tarsa howa…

Is tarha khamosh hai ye dil ye aankhien mere…
Jaise khamosh ho koi badal barsa howa…

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Urdu Friendship SMS

Na peeny ka shooq tha na pilane ka shoq tha…
humien to sirf nazrien milane ka shooq tha…

par kya karien nazrien he unse mila bethe…
jinhe nazroon se pilane ka shooq tha…

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Main chahata bhi yehi tha wo bewafa nikle…
Usse samjhane ka koi to silsila niklae…

Kitab-e-mazii k panay zara ullat k dekh…
Na jane konsa safha murra howa niklay…

Jo daikhne mien bohat qareeb lagta hai…
Ussi k bare mien socho to fasle niklien…

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Muddat se door the hum aur wo…
Ek zamane k bad milna acha laga…
Saghar se gehri lagi un ki aankhien…
Tairna to aat tha hume par doobna acha laga…

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Aakash ki chilman se sada Q nahi aati…
Ek habs ka aalam hai hawa Q nahi aati…

Sab ehl-e-janoon bazm se kehte howe nikle…
Tere sheher k logoon ko wafa Q nahi aati…

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Ankhoon ka rang, baat ka lehja badal gaya…
Wo shakhs ek sham mien kitna badal gaya…

Shaied wafa k khayal se ukta gaya tha wo…
Jo manzil k pass aaker rasta badal gaya…

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Kisi k yun bicharny se kisi ki yaad aane se…
Bohat se loog roote hien k rona aik rawaiet hai…

Main rawaiet toor jata hoon…
Uski yaad aane pe akser muskurata hoon…

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English FriendShip SmS

Dard ko bhi ab dard hone laga hai…
Dard aab humare seene mien chup k rona laga hai…

Na roye kabhi hum dard ko dekh ker…
Per aab dard humien dekh k rone laga hai…

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Us se juda rehna azaab lagta hai…
Uske pass rehna bhi khawab lagta hai…

Her waqt kerta hoon us k naam ki tasbeeh…
Use yaad kerna bhi sawaab lagta hai…

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Guzer jaien ge un k wo pal ache…
Jinhe hum intezaar aur wo waqt kehte hien…

Kya pata koon bhool jaye ye mohabbat…
Jise hum zindagi aur wo aik lafz kehte hien…

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Hum the humare saath koi aur na tha…
Aankhoon ne aisa manzer kahien dekha na tha…

Uske to ang ang mien jalne lage diye…
Jado hai mere hath mien mujh ko pata na tha…

Wahan pe haad koi rehte kis tarha…
Rukne ko keh raha tha magar rukta na tha…

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Dasht mien pyaas bhujate howe maar jate hien…
Hum jaise parinde kahien jate howe maar jate hien…

Hum hien sookhay talaab pe bethe howe hans…
Jo taluq ko nibhate howe maar jate hien…

Ye mohabbat ki kahani nahi marti laikin…
Log kirdaar nibhate howe maar jate hien…

Hum hien tooti hoi kashtiyoon waley SABI…
Jo kinaroon ko milate howe maar jate hien…

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Sabhi jazbaat khayalaat badal jate hien…
Yun mohabbat mien ye din raat badal jate hien…

Pyaar to un ko bhi hum he se hai magar jane kyon…
Hum karein baat to wo baat badal jate hien…

Aarzoo to hai k izhare mohabbat ker doon…
Lafz chunte hien to lamhaat guzer jate hien…

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Alfaaz k jhoote bandhan mien…
Aghraz k gehray pardoon mien…
Her shakhs mohabbat kerta hai…
Halaan k mohabbat kuch bhi nahi…

Sab jhotey rishte naate hien…
Sab dil rakhne ki baatien hien…
Kab kon kisi ka hota hai…
Sab asli roop chupate hien…

Ehsaas se khali loog yahan…
Lafzoon k tir chalate hien…
Ek baar nazer mien aaker wo…
Phir sari umer rulate hien…

Alfaz k jhote bandhan hien…
Kab kon kisi ka hota hai…
Sab dil rakhne ki batien hien…

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“MOHABBAT”
Mohabbat khawab hoti hai…
Mohabbat baat hoti hai…
Agar koi pooch baithe to mohabbat raaz hoti hai…
Machatti hoi umangooon ka suhaana khawab hoti hai…
Agar koi dhoondna chahe to mohabbat NAYYAB hoti hai…
Mohabbat yun bhi hoti hai karb-e-zaat hoti hai…

Mohabbat phool hai shaied…
Ghamoon ki dhool hai shaied…
Kisi ka saath hai shaied…
Chamakti raat hai shaied…

Mohabbat pur-sukoon bhi hai magar betaab hoti hai…
Agar na mile to mohabbat AZZAB hoti hai…

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Tumhe bakhshi hai dil pe hukmarani aur kya dete…?
Yehi thi bus humari rajdhani aur kya dete…?
Sajja k sir hatheli par gaye the ku-e-jana mien…
Hum aapne ishq mien un ko nishani aur kya dete…?

Wo hum se mangte the umer ka aik dilnashin hisa…
Na dete us ko hum apni jawani aur kya dete…?
Sitaroon se kisi ki mang bharna ek fasana hai…
Yumhare naam likh de zindagani aur kya dete…?

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Phir chand nikla,
Phir raat thami,
Phir dil ne kaha,
Hai “TERE KAMI”…

Phir yaad k jhoonkey mehak gaye,
Phir pagal arman behek gaye,
Phir jannat se lagi hai zameen,
Phir dil ne kaha hai “TERE KAMI”…

Phir guzre lamhoon ki baatien,
Phir jage jage se raatien,
Phir theher gai palkoon pe nami,
Phir dil ne kaha hai “TERE KAMI”…

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“TUM KO MALUM BHI YE KABHI HO K NA HO”

meri raatien tere yadoon se saji rehte hien…
meri saansien tere khushbu mien basi rehte hien…
mere aankhoon mien tera sapna saja rehta hai…
haan mere dil mien tera aks basa rehta hai…
is tarha mere dil k bohat pass ho tum…
jis tarha pass he shahrug k Khuda rehta hai…

TUM KO MALUM BHI YE KABHI HO K NA HO…

mere aangan mien lagay phool gavahi dien ge…
main ne arse se kise phool ko dekha bhi nahi…
tujh ko soocha hai to phir tujh ko he soocha hai faqat…
tere siva kise aur ko soocha bhi nahi…

TUM KO MALUM BHI YE KABHI HO YA NA HO…

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Rukhsat howa to baat mere maan ker gaya…
Jo kuch us k pass tha mujhe daan ker gaya…
Bichra kuch is ada se k rut he badal gai…
Ek shaks saray sheher ko veeran ker gaya…

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Mat dekh k koi shaks gunehgaar hai kitna..
Ye dekh k tere saath wafadaar hai kitna..

Ye mut sooch k usy kuch logoon se nafraat bhi hai…
Ye sooch k usse tujh se pyaar hai kitna….

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Sham k ujaloon per…
Aapne naram haathoon se…
Koi baat achi se…
Koi khawab sacha sa…
koi bolti khushbu…
Koi soochta lamha…

Jab bhi likhna chahoo ge…
Soch k darichoon se ,
yaad k hawaloon se ,
Mera naam chupke se tum ko yaad aaye ge…

Haath kaanp jaien ge ,
Sham theher jaye ge ,

MERI YAAD AAYE GE
MERI YAAD AAYE GE……

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Tujhe uddas bhi kerna tha khud bhi rona tha…
Ye haadsa bhi mere jaan kabhi to hona tha…

Wo mujh ko toor k phir joorta raha akser…
Main us k waste jaise koi khilona tha…

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Ajeeb banda hoon khud ko jalana chahata hoon…
Main khud ko rakh ker kahien bhool jana chahata hoon…

Jo mujh se rooth chuki hien zamane ki khushiyaan…
Main bhi aab us khushi se rooth jana chahata hoon…

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Wo hum ko pather aur khud ko phool keh ker muskuraya kerte hien…
Unhe kya pata pathar hi rehta hai phool he murjhaya kerte hien…

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Dasht mien pyaas bhujate howe maar jate hien…
Hum jaise parinde kahien jate howe maar jate hien…

Hum hien sookhay talaab pe bethe howe hans…
Jo taluq ko nibhate howe maar jate hien…

Ye mohabbat ki kahani nahi marti laikin…
Log kirdaar nibhate howe maar jate hien…

Hum hien tooti hoi kashtiyoon waley SABI…
Jo kinaroon ko milate howe maar jate hien…

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Sabhi jazbaat khayalaat badal jate hien…
Yun mohabbat mien ye din raat badal jate hien…

Pyaar to un ko bhi hum he se hai magar jane kyon…
Hum karein baat to wo baat badal jate hien…

Aarzoo to hai k izhare mohabbat ker doon…
Lafz chunte hien to lamhaat guzer jate hien…

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Alfaaz k jhoote bandhan mien…
Aghraz k gehray pardoon mien…
Her shakhs mohabbat kerta hai…
Halaan k mohabbat kuch bhi nahi…

Sab jhotey rishte naate hien…
Sab dil rakhne ki baatien hien…
Kab kon kisi ka hota hai…
Sab asli roop chupate hien…

Ehsaas se khali loog yahan…
Lafzoon k tir chalate hien…
Ek baar nazer mien aaker wo…
Phir sari umer rulate hien…

Alfaz k jhote bandhan hien…
Kab kon kisi ka hota hai…
Sab dil rakhne ki batien hien…

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Funny Sms

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Tumhe bakhshi hai dil pe hukmarani aur kya dete…?
Yehi thi bus humari rajdhani aur kya dete…?
Sajja k sir hatheli par gaye the ku-e-jana mien…
Hum aapne ishq mien un ko nishani aur kya dete…?

Wo hum se mangte the umer ka aik dilnashin hisa…
Na dete us ko hum apni jawani aur kya dete…?
Sitaroon se kisi ki mang bharna ek fasana hai…
Yumhare naam likh de zindagani aur kya dete…?

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Phir chand nikla,
Phir raat thami,
Phir dil ne kaha,
Hai “TERE KAMI”…

Phir yaad k jhoonkey mehak gaye,
Phir pagal arman behek gaye,
Phir jannat se lagi hai zameen,
Phir dil ne kaha hai “TERE KAMI”…

Phir guzre lamhoon ki baatien,
Phir jage jage se raatien,
Phir theher gai palkoon pe nami,
Phir dil ne kaha hai “TERE KAMI”…

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“TUM KO MALUM BHI YE KABHI HO K NA HO”

TUM KO MALUM BHI YE KABHI HO K NA HO…

mere aangan mien lagay phool gavahi dien ge…
main ne arse se kise phool ko dekha bhi nahi…
tujh ko soocha hai to phir tujh ko he soocha hai faqat…
tere siva kise aur ko soocha bhi nahi…

TUM KO MALUM BHI YE KABHI HO YA NA HO…

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Rukhsat howa to baat mere maan ker gaya…
Jo kuch us k pass tha mujhe daan ker gaya…
Bichra kuch is ada se k rut he badal gai…
Ek shaks saray sheher ko veeran ker gaya…

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Mat dekh k koi shaks gunehgaar hai kitna..
Ye dekh k tere saath wafadaar hai kitna..

Ye mut sooch k usy kuch logoon se nafraat bhi hai…
Ye sooch k usse tujh se pyaar hai kitna….

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