Good Morning SmS

Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
“Good Morning“

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Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj mood me tha to sms kar diya,
per roj intejar me palke mat bichana…
Good Morning….

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Christmas SmS
Shadow of yesterday
Have faded away,
Sun has reappeared
It’s a brand new day

Birds singing their song
Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world
A new day is here,

Sun appears in the east
Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon
And then sets in the west,

Wishing you contentment
And peace along the way
Good morning to you
And have a nice day:)

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Family SmS Jokes

I made a cup (
of coffee ))
specially _((_
for u. d___l

There is no Sugar,
but don’t worry,
the sender is Sweet
GUD MORNING…

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Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile…
Good Morning

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Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE NICE DAY

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Funny Sms

,_o/’ Pleasant
‘l Morning!
./L
CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings new Life….
new blessings….
new hope!

Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!

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She is hot !
She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her !
Who ? Who is she ?
Do you know ?

Answer=Tea

Chai piyo Mast jio … Good morning !!!

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#;———-;#
This is a bridge
of friendship,
when you”re sad & lonely,
cross it
I”ll wait on the other side &
if u r afraid just tell I”ll cross it!!
I’m your friend 4 ever.
Good Morning! Take care….!

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Subha Ki kiran boli…
Uth daikh kia nazara hai.
Maine kaha Ruk,
Pehle SMS tou kar loon uss payar ko
jo subha se bhi pyara hai…

:”GOOD MORNING”:

Your Love

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Every bad situation will have something positive…Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day…Think of this & lead ur life….Good Morning….

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Life is like a Book:
Each day a new page with adventures to experience,
lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today.
Good Morning

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I have a pair of eyes but can’t C U everyday…. Have a pair of ears, but can’t hear ur voice everyday…. But I do have a heart… that cares for you everyday. Good Morning

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Words and hearts should be handle with care because words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest thing to repair.
Good Morning

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Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom….Birds can sing,B coz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning…..

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Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success…Luck is yours,Wish is mine…May Ur future always shine…Good Morning….

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The first sunlight to touch your face is My wishper to GOD to take care pf you.and to make ur day a PLEASANT 1.GOOD MORNING

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Happy moments Don t forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;….Good Morning…..

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New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success…Just do it and win it Good Morning….

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Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi…!!!will make u smile …Good Morning….

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My wishes are silent but true,Everywhere they will follow you.. Luck is yours, wishes are mine.. I wish your present and future always shine…Good morning

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Good Night SMS

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success…Luck is yours,Wish is mine…May Ur future always shine…Good Morning….

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Never Get Tired of Trying for Something wich U Really Want to Acheive,Be Strong & Steady In Your Way Door Of SUCCESS Will Open FOR U. Good morning

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twinkle twinkle lazy star. kitna soye ga uth ja yar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pee le chaaye, then sms me and say hi…. GOOD MORNING

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FRIENDS ARE LIKE FLOWERS,IN DTHE MORNING THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL BT DURING DE DAY THEY ARE UNHAPPY,LET THAT NOT OUR FRIENDSHIP’GUD MORNING

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‘Life is fortified by many friendships, to love and be loved is the greatest blessing.Fate determines who comes into our lives, the heart determines who stays.’…. Good Morning!

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Those who joyfully leave everything in God”s hand will eventually see God”s hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day.

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Wishing u……………. G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack – I save the money…………………

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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

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New day new blessing.Don’t let yesterday’s failures ruin the beauty of today,b’coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness…..
Good Morning…

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24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day, 7 sweet day make 1 sweet week, 4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month but sweet person like u makes a whole life sweet. sweet morning

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I can appreciate coffee without cream, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting U. Gud Morning!

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Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot…. Good Morning..

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One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day….Good morning…

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No one can go back & make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now & make a happy ending! Hope u”ll have a day that starts right & ends Happy!

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Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute criss cross lines made me so lucky to meet a sweet person like U Good Morning…

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If I get ur smile, I don’t need flowers, If I get ur voice, I don’t need music, If u speak to me I don’t any body else, If ur with me I don’t need the world. luv you, Good Morning

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Hi Good Morning…!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai…

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A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving us another start of what we call …<*L*I*F*E*>…GooD MoRnInG….have A nice dAy.

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I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u’ll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me.

Good Morning

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All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & AMS from someone who cares to color ur day…
G@@D M@RNING…..Hav a Nice Day..

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5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,

Feel ur heartbeat, & Say ” Its too early. Let me sleep again

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()””’()
( ,’0′)”)
Hi!!
(”)(”)
Wishing u…………….
G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
Sasta padta hai yaar…………………

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Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay,
Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay,

Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain,
Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

Good Morning

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The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,
whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated…
A Morning is a wonderful blessing

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Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
“Good Morning�

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Hindi Funny SmS

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

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Funny SmS

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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

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Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terh

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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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English Love SMS

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Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->

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pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

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Kajol Aur Usama

Osama Bin Ladan And Kajol Ki Mulakat Hoi

Osama: Hows Life?
Kajol: Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum

Kajol: And Urs?
Osama: Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum

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Honth Jab Honth Se Milte Hai
To Kya Hota Hai?
.

.

.

.

Humesha Galat Hi Socha Karo

Munh Band Ho Jaata Hai
Aur Kya?

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Friends I’m Collecting
Quaid’s Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note

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1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

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Ek Larka Ek Larki
Aha Aha

Adhi Raat Ko
Oho Oho

Jungle Main
Wah Wah

Jhari K Peichay
Ouii

Sab Say Chup K
UFF

DABA DABA K
Aha Aha

Mango Kah Rahey They
Hahahahhah

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Double Meaning SMS

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Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

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He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!

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Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

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You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

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Phool bina…..Khushboo bekaar Chand bina…..Chandni bekaar Pyar bina…..Zindagi bekaar Mere SMS bina…..Tumhara MOBILE bekaar

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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain ek sms to kardiya karo paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain

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Mazahiya Shayari

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risto ki dore kamjor hoti hai
ankho ki batte kuch aur hoti hai
khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matalab
hamari ungali aap ki or hoti hai

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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin… Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi… aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says “MAA”! Lady asks why did you call me “MAA”? machhar says, “Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!”.

Student SmS

Successful & Failure student
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
?
?
?
?
?
?

A Beautiful Teacher.

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Teacher: You must never begin
Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”,
we donot use “is’” with “I”
Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”

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Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..:p

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Birthday SMS
Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge.
Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay
Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: nahi Karenge
Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge.
Bachey: Nahi kasenge.
Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge.
Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

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Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!

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Teacher : What is your caste ?
Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi

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Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
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Urdu Love SMS
SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To

1 Time 100rs Fine

2 Time 200

3 Time 500

Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”

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test
Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
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What r the people of Turkey called?
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

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Do u know diffrent between coffee shop & wine
shop..?
Simple..!Coffee shop is starting point of
love..
& Wine shop is end point of love G.Af

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Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy
U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and
Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are
DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK IVE))

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Valentine Day SMS

Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch
the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks
in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own
rules….

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Teacher: Batao daal me kitni Protein hoti hay

Student: Sir, Murgi jitni
Teacher: wo kaise?
Student: Sir,aap he ne bataya tha k ghar ki murghi daal barabar

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees

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School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau?

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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .

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College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete.

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Adult SMS Jokes
Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain, har 5 mahino me tarpaye jate hen, kafan khol kay dekho, to wo kabar me b paper aur assignment likhte hue paye jatein hain

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Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a
collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us
to success…

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Lamha – Lamha waqt guzar jayega… kuch lamho me exaam
aa jayega.. abhi waqt hai kuch parh lo, warna pass kya
Munna Bhai karwayega.

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papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: “mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?”.
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

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har taraf parhai ka saya hai, paper me number kisne
paya hai, ham to jate hain larkiyan dekhne aur log
kahte hain dekho aaj phir parh ke aya hai

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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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5 pts dat prove dat u r a normal student:

1)
unneccesary talk on phone is called ‘course
discussion’
2) plan 2 study each of d day-kal se
pakka
3) u’v al d data bt u study 1day b4 d
xam
4) rit now u r thinkin of fwdin dis msg 2 ur
frnds
5) on each point u smile,coz its true

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Boy got a 0 in EXAM.

His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???

Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!

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when u r in trouble always go to ur parents they will
give u a sound
advice

99% sound and 1%
advice

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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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Burraaah……

Sara syllabus padh liya…

Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain…

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Human brain is the most outstanding object
in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

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TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

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Islamic SmS

“Muhammad”

Kitna piyaara naam hai moo
Se pura nikalta nahi
Aur
Hont ek dosre ko 2 dafa
Chum laite hain.

(try it)!

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The beautiful word is ALLAH,
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.

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Friend I have a special Iftar 4u
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Love
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Trust
And a Bowl of Prayers
Enjoy Your Iftar

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Funny Sms
Ya Elahi rahm farma Mustafa (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam) ke waastay Ya RasoolAllah (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam karam kijiye ALLAH (Azzwajal kay waasitay Mushkilain hal kar shah-e-mushkil kusha ke waastay Kar balaain rad shaheed-e-karbala kay waasitay

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Benefit of Durood Shareef Whoever reads Durood Shareef ten times, ALLAH(Azzwajal) (Almighty) sends one hundred mercies upon him. (At`targheeb wat`tarheeb, V2, P322)

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Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.

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Happy Moments – PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments – WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments – TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment – THANK ALLAH

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Hazrat Muhammad (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam)

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Agar rizq
aqal-o-danish se milta
tou jaanwar aur
bewaqoof zinda hii na
rehte …

(Hazrat Ali r.a.)

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Morning Prayer: I’ll walk this day in faith dear Lord,
No foe, no storm i’ll fear, but trusting in your precious word, I am
safe for You are near.
ALLAH answers prayers in three ways:
He says Yes and gives you what you want.
He says No and gives you better.
He says Wait and gives you the

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Islamic SMS
A good word is like a good tree whose root is firmly fixed and whose top is in the sky.

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rules to b happy,
1) Never hate
2) Don’t worry
3) Live simple
4) Expect a little
5) Give a lot
6) Always smile
7) And keep in touch with ALLAH.

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ALLAH KI AZMAT DIL ME BITHAO WO TUMHE BAKSH DAIN GE

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Meri Teraf A Ker To Dekh
Mutawjah Na Hoon To Kehna
Meri Rah Main Chal K To Dekh
Rahain Na Khool Doo To Kehna
Mujh Sey Sawal Ker K Dekh
Bakhshish Ki Had Na Ker Doon To Kehna.

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Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!

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Rasool-Allah (Salallaho_Aleihe Wasalam) Ne Farmaya:
“INSAN ka IMTEHAN is k EMAAN aur TAQWAY k mutabiq hota hay,
Agar wo apne TAQWAY mai MAZBOOT hota hai,
To uski AZMAISH bhi sakhti hoti hai,
Yehi waja hai k sab sai ziyadah SAKHT AAZMAISH aur IMTEHAN NABIYON K HOWAY,
Phir NAIK LOGON K,
phir in say kum DARJAY walon k.”
(Ibne_Majah,H:4023)

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Good Luck SMS

Jis ka rabta ALLAH k sath ho
wo nakam nahin hota,

Nakaam wo hota hai jis ki umidain
duniya walon se wabista hon.
…..Think….

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Ae Allah!
Hai yeh dua,
Dil main mere ghar kar le,
tere siwa koi na ho,
Mujh pe aisa karam kar de,
Main hoon khata,
Khata hi khata,
Khali daman bhar de,

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Islam ki 5 Buniyade
1. Kalma e Tayyab – La Illah Illal La Mohhamadur Rasulila
2. Namaz – 5 waqt ki namaz farz hai
3. Roza – har muslman par farz hai
4. Jakat – apne Haisiyat ke mutabik jakat
5. Hajj – Jiski janeki haisiyat hai

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Islamic SmS Messages Show mercy towards those who
“Show mercy towards those who are on earth so that the One Who is in
heaven will show mercy to you.”

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The worst thief among people
“The worst thief among people is the one who steals from his prayer,
by not doing rukoo’ and sujood properly.”

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Ae Allah main tujh see mangta/mangti kamil eeman or sacha yaqeen or kushada rizk or aajzi karnewala dil or tera zikar karnewali zaban or halal rozi or sachai dil ki toba ormot sai pehlai ki toba or mot kai waqat ka araam or marnai kai baad maghfirat or rehmat or hisab k waqat maafi or janat ka hasool or dozakh sia nijaat. mainye sab kuch maangta hoon teri rehmat kai waseeley sai ae bari maghfirat walay (ameen)

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Allah humma salli ala Mohammadiun wa ala aali Mohammadin kama salaita ala Ibraheema wa ala aali Ibraheema inna ka hameedummajeed. Allah hummabarik ala Mohammadiun wa ala aali Mohammadin kama barakta ala Ibraheema wa ala aali Ibraheema inna ka hameedummajeed.

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Dunia ki her fiza mai ujala rasool (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam) Ap ko be ho mubbarik Roza Rasool(SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam) ka kash ka hamei hazoor ka didar ho jay or Allah (Azzwajal) Ke Mohabbat Naseeb ho jay Ameen

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Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran,
Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats,
Quran-e-Pak was completed in 22 years, 5 months & 14 days.
The name of Allah is 2584 times in Quran-e-Pak,
Qurn-e-Pak has translated in 103 languages in the world,
4 Names of masjids r mentioned in Quran-e-Pak
1)Masjid-ul-Haram
2)Masjid-ul-Ziraar
3)Masjid-ul-Nabawi
4)Masjid-ul-Aqsa

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New Year SMS

The most grateful of people to Allah
“The most grateful of people to Allah are those who are most grateful
to other people.”

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When ever ur in trouble. don’t look arround just say this slowly, Allah i love u and i need u, come into my heart now and show me the right direction.

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Pray to Allah Almighty,
And show some faith n dignity,
Quran be at your side,
Islam giving you a pride,
Sunnah be a light for you,
That will glow and let you do,
All the acts to make you feel,
Nothing but this land is real.

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If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.
If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.If HE delays, HE
is increasing ur PATIENCE.If HE dont answers, HE knows tht YOU CAN
HANDLE IT PERFECTLY.

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When earthly help s no avail,
When earthly help s no avail,
There s 1 friend who will never fail.
Just lift your eyes, The answer is there,
For nobody knows the power of prayer.
*Have a worry free day*

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Namaz sa mut kaho,mujha kaam hai, bulka kaam sa kaho,mujha namaz pardni hai,

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Mustafa Jan E Rehmat per lakhon salam.
Shama E Bazm E hadayt per lakhon salam.
Noor ke chasme lehrae, darya bane
Ungleon ke karamt per lakhon Salam

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Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,
Search 4 beauty and you shall find love,
Search for love and you shall find God,
Search fo r God and you shall have them all!

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Ae-Allah iss se pehlay k yeh duniya mujhey ruswa kar de,
Tu meray jis meri rooh ko acha kar day,

Ye halat apni jo main ne khud banai hay magar,
Jaisa tu chahta hay ab mujhey wesa kar de,

Meray her faislay mein teri raza ho shamil,
Jo tera hukum ho wo mera irada kar dey,

Aameen

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Patience with others is Love
Patience with others is Love,
Patience with self is Hope,
Patience with God is Faith.

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My religion( Islam) consists
My religion( Islam) consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable
superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to
perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is
revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God.

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To live in a world
Full of love and peace
I am a Muslim
And Allah I praise
For all His blessings
Myvoice I raise

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Those who joyfully leave everything in GOD’s hand will see God’s hand in everthing. Worry ends where faith begins……GOD BLESS YOU

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1 Day we all will depart on a journey free of cost
Don’t worry about seat reservation,its confirmed
& Flight is always on time
Our good deeds will be our luggage
Islam will be our passport
Kalma will be our Visa
&
Grave will be our waiting lounge,
May you travel 2 heaven in 1st Class.
Ameen!!
Remember me in your prayer.

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in times of Difficulties dont ever say”Hey god i hav a big
problem”….instead say “Hey Problem! i hav a BIG GOD “and everyhing
will just be fine”….

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ALLAH k khouf se
sirf 1 gunah chor dena
1 lakh tahajud/nafil
namaz se barh kar hai,

Forward this message
so people should know
that ISLAM is so easy.

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GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our
LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES … So
make the best move before CHECKMATE….

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START WITH THE NAME OF ALLAH THE MOST MERCIFUL AND KINDEST ONE. I
TESTIFY THAT THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH AND I ALSO TESTIFY THAT
MOHAMMAD IS THE (LAST) MESSENGER OF ALLAH.

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Adult SmS & Jokes

Shakal to uski lu*d thi FARAZ……………..

Wah Shakal to uski lu*d thi FARAZ…………………….

Lekn us ka figur lu*d khara kr gaya Wah wah.

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Teacher:kaunsi cheez mu main nahi leni chahiye?

Student:jalta hwa bulb.

Teacher:kiun?

Student:Mummy papa say kh rahi thi

pehle bulb bujhao phir mu me loon gi:-)

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Un se kaho khwabon mai aya na karo..
Faraz
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Subha sardi buhat hoti hai nahaya nahi jata

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Jani tery liye rishta hai boht sharif larki he

    ___
   (-_-)
   /  /
 (.  (. / \\
  ) .  (  //
  / v    )
  | /\ /

shokriya ki koi bat nai tuoo to apna yaar hai,

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Exam and sex k bad sari girls ki
feelngs same hoti hain!

1-kitna lamba tha na.

2-kaash kuch time aur mil jata

3-pehle kitna dar lag raha tha na,phir to pata hi nahi chala k kab hogaya.

4-ufff 3 ghante tak to meri saans hi band hogai thi.

5-Aagay ka to theek tha, peechay ka kitna mushkil tha na.

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1968

Dulha jahez me TV mangta tha,

1978

Motor Cycle,

1988

Plot,

1998

AC & car,

2008

Dulha jahez me sirf ZERO meter dulhan mangta hy!

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A girl to his boy friend…

Kia tum mere liye Farhaad ki tarha dhood ki nahrein nahi nikaal sakte?

Boy: Kyu nahi tum zara apne nippal mere hath me do

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Humein to bus tumhare d0sti ka khayal tha

*¥¤ “FARAZ”¤¥*

Warna chiknay bacchay to hum chorra nahi kartey..

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Talwaar baazi k mukaablay may ek Chinese nay baarik taar k do tukrray kr deay.

Japani nay us say b baarik taar k tukrray kr deay.

Pakistani nay machar urraya, talwaar ghumai or machar urrh gaya.

Judge nay pucha,machar tou urrh gaya
tou us nay kaha k urrh tu gaya par
kbhi baap nai bn sakay ga!

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In a lift,a man accidently touched a
ladys breast
Man:If ur heart is as soft as ur breast,
u’l forgive me
Lady:If ur dick is as hard as ur elbow,
i’m in room 25

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Funny SmS

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Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale.
3 aadmi aik Aurat ki Izzat lootney ke liye us ko aik Ghar mein lay gaye,

Sari taqat aazmayi magar us ka naara na khul saka.

Moral:

Jamal din ke naaray,

Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale.

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Whats the difference b/w information & data

Information is
362436

&

Data is
.
.
.
.
.
36-24-36

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Anti Misba: My daughter got gang raped,
I need insurance claim

Agent: Sorry madam Personal Enjoyment &

Entertainment is not covered.

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What would u rather want to b a Bulb or a Bowling Ball?
.

.

.
It depends if u would like to,

.

Get screwed

Or

Fingered.

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Major Rohail: Want to have sex.

Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle.

Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70.

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Difference b/w Chicken & Baby
.
.
.
.
Chicken is result of Patiently Sitting Hen.

&
Baby is result of Impatiently Standing Cock.

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Accidents take a minute but

the suffering could b lifetime.

Plz wear helmet & condom on ur

appropiate heads during “Respective Rides”.

“Be Safe!”

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Nargis: Mujhe apne breasts ki insurance krwani hai

Man:Sorry madam hm sirf privat proprty ke insurnc

krte hai PUBLIC PROPRTY ki nhe.

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Sardar found cigarete in daughter’s room:
Oh God She smokes Then found whisky:
oh God she drinks then he found condom:
Oh tuadi pean nu…kuri da lun v ay.

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Shadi k 6 month bad larki ghar a kar
apni mother sai kehti he Ap ne jo bed
dya tha wo chota he

Mother: Tu ab bata rahi hai ?

Larki: Tangen jo ab sedhi hui hain.

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Bahu ne jhuk kar Susar k Paon chhuay aur kaha:

“ASHIRVAD DAIN BABU JEE”

Susar ne haath phair kar kaha:Jeeti raho Bahu

aaj Phir tm ne BRAZIER nahi pehni.

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BALLE BALLE
A Sardar Had A Child After 3 Month Of Marriage .

He Asked His Wife Ye 3 Month k Bad Bacha Kaise Hua ?

Wife Replied : tumhari Shadi Ko Kitna Arsa Hua ??
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife: Or Meri Shadi Ko
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife: Or Bacha Kitne Month K Baad hua ?
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife : Total Kitne Hue ?
Sardar : Oye 9 Months And Start Dancing BALLE BALLE

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6 Months of marriage…
Shaadi ke 6 months baad larki ghar aa kar apni Mother se kehti hai…

Aap ne jo Bed diya tha woh chota hai.

Mother: Tu ab bata rahi hai??

Larki: Taangein jo ab seedhi hui hein.

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Shaadi se pehle kitni baar ch*dwaya?
Husband: Shaadi se pehle kitni baar ch*dwaya?

Wife: Kabhie nahi.

Husband: Mere pass Meter hai, laga ke dekhoon?

Wife: Ek baar ghaltise ch*dwaya.

Husband: Jhoot mat bolo, sach mein mere pass Meter hai.

Wife: Mujhe muaf kardo ji, 10-15 baar karwaya.

Husband: Sach bata Meter lagane wala hoon.

Wife: Ja bhosri ke laga le. Jitni baar Ch*dwaya hai,

itne number hi nahi hein meter mein…

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Sardar to girl: What’s ur name?

Girl: Carmen.

Sardar: Ye kaisa naam hai?

Girl: Bcoz I like Cars and Men, so I am Carmen.

What’s ur name?

Sardar: CHOOTINDER BOOBIYA!

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Boy:Mai 20 year ka hoon,tum kitny ki ho?
Girl:Mein b 20 year ki hoon.
Boy:Tou phir chalen?
Girl:Kahan?
Boy:Bedroom mein
Girl:Q?
Boy:20 20 khelne.

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Ameer Gareeb se:

Tera lu*d itna bara kiu hai..?

Gareeb: Is liye ke bachpan me mere

pass koi aur khilona nahi tha….

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Mom:kyun rotey ho?
son:dad ne muje kiss nhi di
Mom:tumne tables nhi sunaye hoge.
son:Kaam wali ko kaunse tables aatey he?

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Finally scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.

.

.

.

.

It’s called the Wedding Cake.

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New Abbreviations

PIA = Pain In Ur Ass

USA = Under Skirts Activities

PUMA = Press Untill Milk Arrive

ARAB = After Rape Apply Balm

CUBA = Caught Under Bra Area. . . ;->

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An X-RAY specialist was briefing

about breast shadows.

He said: “Women’s breasts come

in three sizes PingPong, DingDong & KingKong”

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On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand

with a lady and says: I am extreemly

pleased to meet U!

Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that!

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Woman was having delivery pains….

Husband prayed: Oh Lord!

Pls make it loose for the BABY and then

tight again for the DADDY.

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Faraz from grave yard:

Aaj kal boys k honton pe ubharta hai Faraz

In ki G*nd pe shola sa Q jalta hai Faraz

Karty hain Maa Ch*daiyan subha sham takhallus se mere

Meray her shair ki maa Ch*d ker aagy likhty hain Faraz

Shayad in ki kisi Faraz ne mari hai G*nd

Ya phir k in ki mashuq ko ch*d kr bhaga tha Faraz

Khabardar jo kisi ne ab ruswa kya mujhe

G*nd me ghus k phat jyega Faraz….

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Grl:Doctor I caled my boyfrnd bastard

Dr:Y?

Grl:He kised me

Dr:Lik this?

Grl:Ya

Dr:Dats nt a reason 2sy him bastard

Grl:He took of my clothes

Dr:Lik dis?

Grl:Ya

Dr:Dats nt reason 2

Grl:He sex wid me

Dr:Lik dis?

Grl:Ya

Dr:Also nt a reason 2sy him bastard

Grl:After sex he told me he has AIDS

Dr:O BASTARD!

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Kele Wala: Baji kele le lo ache hein.
Baji: Ye kele to nurm aur pilpile hein

mujhe to sakht aur lambe kele chaiye.
Kele Wala: Baji kabhie to khanay ke liye liya karo.

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Lets play Game.

Its very interesting,

Ready?

3

2

1

0

Start,

Kya start?

Bh*sri k kaam kr ly

Her waqt mobile ki ga*d mein mat
ghussa kar.

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Sardar: Kitne paise lo gi?
Girl: Bed 500, Sofa 200, Zameen pe 100.
Sardarne 500 diye.
Girl: Yani Bed pe?

Sardar: Nahi 5 baar Zameen pe.

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Miyan Biwi sex kar ke subah uthe to

Biwi ne kaha chalein uth jayein mein

nashta bana leti hoon Miyan ne kaha

choro apna nashta ti Sex hai aur phir

lag gaya dopher hui to Biwi ne kaha

chalein khaane ka Time ho gaya hai

mein khana paka leti hoon miyan ne

kaha apna khana to sex hai aur phir

lag gaya shaam ko miyan naha ke

nikla to dekha Biwi dono taangein

khol ker Heater ke samne baithi hai

miyan ne poocha kya kar rahi ho,

Biwi ne kaha raat ka khana Garam kar rahi hoon.

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Ek larka shadi k dafter phone karta hai

Larka: Mere dono bazo nhi hain kya mere

shadi ho sakt hai?

Ladki: G han…

Ladka: Mere dono tangen bhi nhi hai

Ladki:Phir bhi ho sakti hai

Ladka: Mere ek kaan bhi nhi hai

Ladki: Kya apka “Lu*d” Salamat hai

Ladka: G usi say tu number dial kya hy!

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A child by chance entered into

Parents bedroom,Shocked at what

he saw & shouted at this mom:

Khud ko dekho?aur mugay sirf

anguthaa choosnay par marti ho??

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Height of Request :

Ek Larki ka Gang Rape ho raha tha
Woh chillaa chillaa k keh rehi thi

Kutto Kamino

Khuda k wastay

Laro to Nahi
Sub ka Number aye Ga

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Responses During Sex…

a) GIRLFRIEND – Wow darling, this is great.

b) PROSTITUTE – Come on.. finish it now…

c) WIFE – I think the ceiling needs Painting…

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kalay kiu ho?
Girl: Tum itne kalay kiu ho?

Boy: Bus aise hi

Girl: Batao na

Boy: Kala hoon to is me tere baap ka kya jata hai?

Girl: Mere baap ka jata to itne kalay na hote!!!

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Khan ki biwi aadhi raat ko chillanay lagi

khan ji jaldi uttho billi sara doodh pee gaye

Khan:Ulloo ki patthi kitni bar kaha hai kameez

pehan kar soya kar

==========================

Pathan fucking a chinese girl she was shoutig

“Chin Chu Chin Chu”

Next morning pathan asked girl the meaning

of chin chu

She replied “Wrong hole Wrong hole”

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Aey dost mujhe mar dalo

Warna meri pant me hath dalo

Lamba lagy tou kat dalo

Mota lagay tou chaat dalo

Acha lagay tou moo me dalo

Bura lagy tou ga*d marwalo:-)

======================

Buzurgon ki kahi howi baat

Aur

Tatton pe khai hui laat

Hamesha yaad rehti hai

“A public service message”

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Hasrat thi k kholen gai wasi

Unke blauz ki Zip

Un k brazer ka hook..

Shalwar ka nara..

Magar

Sanam ki sadgi tou dekho,

Nangi hi chali aayi!

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Larki:Ammi Ammi ye parosi ka larka

mujhe bar bar lund dikha kar bhag jata hai

Ammi muskrayee or boli:Bara harami hai

bilkul apny baap per gaya hai…

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Sardar 2 air hostess:Mujhe doodh chahiye

Air hostess opened her breast & gave nipple

in Sardar’s mouth.

Sardar:Acha hoa randi ki bachi se pani nhi manga..

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Husband ne magazine party hue pass

leti biwi kipussy mein ungli kardi

Biwi:Oh jaano sex ka mood hai

Husband:Nhi page palatne k liye ungli gili ki hai

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Aadmi apni BV sai:Begum dekho mein

tumhary liye kelay,kheeray,gaajar

aur mooli lekar aya hoon.

BV:Q aap kahin ja rahe hain kya?

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Patient:Dr sahib mera cock khara nhi hota

Dr:Married

P:No

Dr:Muth

P:No

Dr:XXX movies

P:No

Dr:Any grlfrnd

p:No

Dr:Tou phr khara kar k kya calender latkana hai

===========================

Ankhon ke liye Gajar ka Juice

Deemagh ke liye Badam ka Juice

Sehat ke liye Apple ka Juice

Aur

Hamesha khush rehne ke liye

Girl Friend

Ke

Dono
(*) (*)
Choos.

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Valentine’s Day SmS

===========================

Some factz!

Machli or Bachi khud pakar k khao tou maza aata hai

Lu*d or Qanoon kabhi hath me mat lo

Nokri or tatton pr laat nhi marni chahye..

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Ek aurat apne bachey ke saath Pathan

ke khiloney ki dukan pe gayi.
Bache ne zid ki ke khilona lena hai.
Aurat ne kaha: Khan sahab issey darao.
Khan sahab bola: Chup behenchod zid

karta hai, ainda kiya to tumhara maa ko chod de ga.
Aurat boli: Bus khan sahab ab to is ki maa bhi darr gayi hai.

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Papu: papa ap mom k sath kya kr rahy thy?

Papa: Beta petrol dal raha tha,

Papu: papa mom ki average check krwain,

subah nokar b petrol dal k gaya hai….

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Different Voices during fucking time,

Russia:”O shema fu”

USA:”Yah fuck my ass”

China:”O chu ma shu”

India:”Oui maa”

In case of Pathan: “Kona Teenga Ka”

============================

Aik bacha aunty ki chaddi pe ishaara ke ke bola:

Is me kya hai??

Aunty: Is mein Aag hai.

Bacha: Meri mungphali sek do.

Aunty: Nahi beta shaam ko uncle

is me bhutta sekenge.

====================

Pathan’s wife during sex:
Ah AH dagha da lora da pish pish

oee pishhhhhhhhhh…

Pathan:Oye aisi awaz mat nikalo

khochi hamara peshab nikal jaega

===========================

Galli mai chawal bantt rahy thy
Koi plate lai aaya,koi shopper
Ek bachay ko kuch nhi mila
Wo apni mumi ki brazir lai aya aur bola

Ek mai namkin ek mai meetha

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At a dance Party

Boy asks a girl:Will U dance with me?
Girl:Mai bachy k sath dance nhi karti!
Boy:So sorry mujhy nhi pata tha k aap

pregnant hain!

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Sikhnai sikhni ka rape kardia
Sikhni:Hun main rola pawangi
sikh:Rola te hun main pawanga
utton sikhni thalon clean shave….

==========================

Boy:Bus male hoti hai ya female

Girl:Female

Boy:Why?

Girl:Us pe sub charhty hain

Boy:Tou wo Pregnant kyn nhi hoti

Girl:Stupid saray mard pechay sai charhty hain.

==========================

Man:
Can I Have SEX with my Pregnant Wife?

Doc:
Yes 3 Mnths Normal
Next 3 Like Dog
Last 3 Like Wolf?

Man:
How Does Wolf Do?

Doc:
Sleep near the Hole & Cry.
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Nokri aur chhokri…….
.
Nokri aap kabhi bhi CHHOD sakte ho.
Chhokri aap kabhi bhi CH OD
sakte ho.
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Husband- i m going out for 5 days..
wife- ok but don’t surprise me by coming back early,

otherwise u wiLl bE surprised.

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Ak 16 saal ka ladka mar gaya.
mother said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi.
a girl-aunti chinta mat karo maine dikha d thi

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Santa Banta Jokes

=======================

Wife:pehle daily kartethe,fir weekly,ab monthly karte ho.
Hubad:Pehle teri aisi()thi,
fir aisi( )hui,
ab aisi( )ho gayi,ab kya sir dalu

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Ek sardar bike rok kar helmet khuja raha tha.
Ek admi: helmet utarke khujao.
Sardar: chup…jab teri g@nd me khujli aye to

kya pent utarke khujata he..

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preeto: tere pati roz time pe kaise aatey hain?
jeeto: meine unse 1 baat clear kar di hai, sex

raat ko 9 bajy hoga, chahey aap ho ya nahi.

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Honeymoon couple in Paris.
Wife-Shall we go to Effil tower 1st or the hotel room.
Husband- Pehle hotel room.

Effil tower to kal bhi khada rahega.

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Suhagraat ko Hakle ne kha:

Aa aa Aao na jaan Chu Chu chu chu chu..

Wife panty utarkar boli:

Ab Chusle Chumle Ya Cho_dle per chu chu mat kar.
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Sabjiwale ki Shaadi hui.

Suhag raat ko biwi ki Bra &

Panty khol kar paani chidakane laga.

Biwi boli- Ye kya kar rahe ho? Sabjiwala:

Maal ko Taaza kar raha hoon.
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Husband on suhaagrat-Teri aankho mein doob jaaun,

Teri zulfon mein kho jaaun, Tere jhumko pe jhool jaaun..
Wife- Thalle vi utrenga ke kise hor nu bulaawan ?
*************************************************

Suhagrat k baad Biwi: Ye jo tumne andar ghusaya wo kya tha?
PATI: Ye mera munna tha
Biwi: ise bahar hi khelaya karo, andar garmi may ulti karta hai…
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Sardar Ji took da blanket n slept,

his wife said: sardar ji there is a hole between my legs
Sardar: ohhh & I was thinking from where cool air is

coming in da blanket
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On First Night..
Wife: ji aaj mera UPVAS hai.
husband: kya mere LUUUND

pe AATA laga hai jo tera UPVAS tut jayega..
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Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha..

“kya mehsus kar rahi ho?”
Patni= aajtak TOP_UP me kam

chalta tha aaj se LIFETIME kar

lia hai jindagibhar INCOMING free..
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1 Khara Lu nd Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano
Babu
Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Suhagan Ki Cho ot Ka Taj Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Ran di K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Aur Tum Jaise Gan du on Ki gaa nd Phaar Deta Hai
1 khara Lu nd
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Sita: 1st night kaisi rahi?
GiTA: Pehle salwar khile pe,
fir kamiz,
fir bra,
fir panty khile pe.
Sita: Fir?
Gta: fir mein b khile pe
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height of REQUEST n BRAVERY together.

wife on suhag raat: plz abhi sex nahi karenge ji,

mein pregnant hu.
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Santa: I divorced my wife on the first night..
Banta: Why?
Santa: I saw the label on her panties

“OK TESTED – GULRAJ & SONS”
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Frst 4 days of girls:
1. Love me ,Don’t t!ouch me.
2. Touch me ,Don’t kiss me.
3. Kiss me ,Don’t fu ck me.
4. Fu ck me ,Don’t forget me.
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Child:Mom
is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom:lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child:Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiya yahi rehti he
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1 bar 1 Buddi aurat mela dekhne Gai.
Mele me uske beg me koi bomb rakh gya.
1 aadmi bola bomb buddi bomb.
Buddi-bhai ab kaha ki bomb,
bo
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Arz hai

Teri Yad Mai
Hame Dast Lag Gae

thora ghor farmae

teri yaad mai
hame dast laggae

Ye bhi to anso hain

bus raste badal gae.
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Ladke wale ladki ka hath kab mangtey hain?

Ans-
Jab ladke ka hath thak jata hai
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girl:wo kia hai jo lrki pehli dafa krwate hue pain
ki waja se roti hai?

pappu:kaan mai ched

MORAL:aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saf rakhe
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Custmer:My wife needs a Bra but I dont know d size.
Salegrl:Touch my breast n try to calculate
Custmer:Oh I forgot she needs panties too
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1 aadmi ne paper me Ad di
“ladka paida karne ka tarika batao”

RPLY aye

Bengali-Biwi ko Fish do

Himachali-Apple do

Gujrati-1 moka hame do
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Wo ap ki kon c cheez he jiska

istemal ap nhi dusre bahot karte he!

Oye! tera nam yar…
tu g@nd samjha tha na
Chal koi bat nhi,hota he
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Wife-meri bra utaro

Husband-ye le

Wife-ab panty bhi utaro

Husband-ye bhi le

Wife- “khabardar agar aage se mere undrgrmnts pehne
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Muth maarne ne 10 fayede:
1-Self Reliance

2-Time convenience

3-Prevention of crime

4-Mental choice of lady

5-No risk of AIDS

6-No special place required

7-No wastage of cash

8-Easy to perform

9-No fear of early ejaculation

10-Guaranted
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why are girls more successful in SHARE MARKET?

bcoz they know

NICHE MEIN LENA HAI

OR UPAR MEIN DENA HAI
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1 boy doin sex with call girl
BOY- daily kitna kama leti ho?
CalGirl- 2000
BOY- Sach batao
CalGirl- Roji pe baithi hu, juth nahi bolungi
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Santa: me har ek ladki ka badi IZZAT se SANMAAN karta
hu..!
Banta: wo kaise ?
Santa: uske ane se pahle hi
CON DOM pahan le ta hu…!
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16girls Swiming pool me naha rahi thi,achanak!
Pool ka sara pani sukh gaya!
Pucho Q?
Yahi he asli WHISPER ka kamal
Gilepan ki chhutti

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Guy in lov wid Girl askd her 4 S.E.X.

Girl:”Apne bahut badi cheez mangi hai…”

Boy: “Agar itni badi hai to rahene do.

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girl-1 sasti c breazer dena
salesman-g 60 ki
Girl-or sast
g 30 ki
or sasti
g 20 ki
or sasti
chotu! in ko 2 botal k dakan or sutli de

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A raand wearing jeans in a train,

man saw her zip open says:
‘Madam, ur LIPS are opened…’
Woman: ‘Yeah, they want a cigarette…’!

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malkin or nauker kidnap hue, or dono ka R A P E hua.
police: tumne unka chehra dekha tha?
nauker: malkin se pucho, mujhe to ULTA kiya tha.

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Boy-dadaji kya padh rahe ho.

Dadaji-beta itihas boy-yeh to sex ki kitab lagti hai.
dadaji : beta mere liye to sex itihas hi bankar rah gaya

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Pathan Jokes

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Asif Zardari Jokes

“Best Husband Of Sherry Rehman”

The Nominees are:

1.Amin Fahim From The Movie “B.B Ka Kutta Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka.”

2.Yusuf Raza Gillani From The Movie “Hm Tujhay Azma Chukay Sanam”

3.Nisar Khoro From The Movie “Ganja Tera Aashiq” & The Award Goes To Asif Zardari for The Movie “ek Qatil ek Hasina”

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Assemblies tut gai hain.

General Kayani ne Asif Zerdari

ko arrest kr lia ha4 more details,

please turn on Geo TVYar ye khabr kab sun’ny ko mily gi?

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Wo konsa janwar he jis k sir par 50 sal k bad

baal nikalty hen or us ka moun esa he jesy pighli

hui mombti ? ………Bta dun?…..Nawaz sharif!!

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“Intiqam ka behtreen tariqa ye hai k dushman

ko dost bana kar dhokha do”…Hazrat Asif Zardari

(La’anat-Ullah Alaih)

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Nawaz sharif Agr DON Hote To Kahte:

Hamare Sir Pr Baal Aane Ka IntZar to

11 Dukanon k Hajam Kar Rahe Hain Lekn

Takle Per Baal Aana Mushkil Hi Nahi NaMumkin he

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Hazaron Saal Uski Maa Karti Rahi Us K Baap Se Gaddari..
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Tab Kahin Jaa Kr Paida Hua Asif ali Zardari…

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11 saal jail main rehny wala shakhs humara “President”

6 saal jail main rehny wala humara “Prime Minister”

2, 4 saal aap b reh aao future ban jaye ga…

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Terrorists have kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI
& demanded
$5000000,
otherwise they will Burn him wid Petrol.

Plz Donate!!!

I have donated 5 litres.

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Latest Zardari SMS

Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.

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Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?

American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.

Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.

Urdu Funny SmS & Jokes

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Itni si baat pay dil ki darhkan hi ruk gai……..
Ik pul jo tasawur kia us k baghair jeenay ka…….

Mere kareeb to aao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,
koi kahani sunao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,
kisi bhi jhoote dilaase se dil ko behlao to sahi,
bus aaj toot ke chaho ki bahut udaas hoon mai.

English Funny SmS & Jokes

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Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.

Hindi Funny SmS & Jokes

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Ye kya tum sab log meri mil kar maar rahey ho?
main ne kya bigara hai tumhara?
Sudhar jao warna ek ek ko jala kar raakh kar donga.

Ha ha ha ha

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Wife closed her leg after sex and asked: Hum apny baby ka naam kya rakhen gay?

Husband Condom utartay huye: Agar is k baad bhi hua to Zaradari rakhen gay.

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2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.

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Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz…

Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!

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Ba Adab

Ba Mulahiza

Hoshiyar

Beghairat-e-Azam

Badshah-e-Kanjaran

Zaleel-ul-Mulk

Shahenshah-e-Jooa

Sardar-e-Haraami

Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.

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Urdu Shairy SMS

Aisa Nahi Kay Hum Ko Mohabbat Nahi Mili
Haan Jasisi Chahtay Thay Woh Qarb Nahi Mili

Milnay Ko Zindaagi Main Kai Hum Safar Hai
LIkin Tabyaton Say Tabyat Nahi Mili

Chehron Kay Har HazOOm Main Hum Dondtay Rahay
Soorat Ko Nahi Mili Kahin Seerat Ko Nahi Mili

Woh Yek Beik Mila Tu Bhout Deir Tak Humain
Alfaz Dondnay Ki Bhi Mohlat Nahi Mili

Uss Ko Gila RAha Kay Towaja Na Di Ussay
LIkin Humain Khud Apni Rafaqat NAhi Mili

Har Shaqs Zindagi Main Bhout Durr Say Mila
Koi Bhi Chiz Hasb-e-Zarorat Nahi Mili

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Anjana Musafir

Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam
Ek pari aayee aur kaha kay aarzoo kiya hai
Kaha kay aankh num hai dil jall raha hai
Bas! ek meethi si khushbo-e-Hina hai
Kehti hai `MUSAFIR` yeh khushbo kiya hai
Kaha kay pagli! sirf ek khayal hai bas
Masoom lafzoon main chupi ek tasveer ayaan hai
Poochti hai Musafir! yeh jadoo kiya hai
Kaha kay Har Nazar na aanay waali cheez jadoo hai
Masoom! poochti hai tumhain aakhir justujoo kiya hai
Kaha kay usay pana mayri khwahish nahin,
Usay mehsoos karna mayri justujoo hai
Ab tum bhi lout jaao pari
Sooraj bhi ghar ko chal diya hai…

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Funny SmS and Jokes

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Bass Itna Kehna

Mujhe bass itna kehna hai, kabhi main yaad aoon to
Kabhi tanhayee ki raatain, tumhai zyada satayen to
Kabhi titli na bole to, aur jugnu lot jaye to
Kabhi jab dil bhi bhar jaye, Koi jab sun na paye to
Kabhi sab dost saathi bhi jo tum se rooth jayen to
Kabhi jab khud se lad ker thakan se chur ho jao to
Kabhi chahte huwe bhi khud akele roo na pao to
Apni aankhon ko band kerna mujhe awaz de dena
Phir mere tasawwur se jo chahai baatain keh dena
Mere kandhe per sir rakh ker tum jitna chahe ro lena
Jab main khud lout jaon to apni dunya chale jana
Magar bass itna kehna hai
Ke jab bhi dukh ya khusyoon main
Humain dil se pukaro ge
Humain tum saath pao ge.

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Good Night SmS

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Apne haatho se

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

tum kabhi mere tarha kar bhi lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho tou phir pyar chupate q ho…

ashq aankho mei mere dekh k rote q ho,
dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate q ho…

in se vaabasta hai jab mera muqadar phir tum,
mere shano se ye zulf hatatay q ho…

roz mar mar k mujhe jeenay ko kehte q ho,
milne aatay ho to phir laut k jatay q ho…

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

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Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi
Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi
Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai
Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi

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SAATH DIL KAY CHALAY DIL KO NAHENE ROKA HUM NAY
JONA APNA THA AUSAY TOOT KAY CHAHA HUM NAY
AIK DHOKAY MEIN KATI AUMAR HAMARI SARI
KYA BATAIN KAISAY KHOYA KISAY PAYA HUM NAY

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Dil Ko Manana Agar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

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Double Meaning SmS

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khoye rehte hain teri yaadon mei
hum to khud ko bhoolaye behte hain
naam likh de hai zindagi terey
tujh ko apna banayei behtei hain

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chupai huai magroor ko chordo,
chordo shkway narazee ko,
tord do pinjra – urd kar dhundo,
apnay jeewan sathi ko.

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Sapna to bas sapna hai,
Sapno mein keya jeena,
Subha ki phali kiran sai seekho,
Is jeevan ko jeena.

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Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se

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Ab na aao khwaabon mein tum, kahin neend se na jagoon
main zinda hi kab tha, kahin maut se na jagoon…..!!

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Zama badlay sama badlay mausam ki fizaa badlay
Agar may badloo tujhe se tu mujhe se mera khuda badlay

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Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do
Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain

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Good Morning SmS

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Diwali SmS & Jokes

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
dua hai hamari
“Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe”
Happy Diwali

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Aai Aai Diwali Aai,
Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
Aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

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Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye
LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,
sukh sampati mile aapko apar,
Deepawali ki subhkamnain kare sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI

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Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye “DIWALI”
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja ha

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Funny SmS & Jokes

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Aaj se aap ke yaha dhan ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka vas ho, sankatto ka nash ho
har dil par aapka raj ho, unnati ka sar par taj ho
ghar me shanti ka vas ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *

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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

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Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,
Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki zindagi me khusiya layen.
Happy Diwali

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Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR

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Urdu Funny SmS

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With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy 2008 Diwali

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Diwali aaye, rangi rangoli,

deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka,
chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye…
“Happy Diwali”

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Diwali aai, khushiya laye
Bichda tha jinke saath bachpan mein,
Phuljadiyan unki yaad laaye.
Kya hua agar saath nahi aaj unke
Unki yaad liye ye diwali to aaye.

“Happy Diwali”

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Punjabi Funny SmS

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Diwali ek khusiyon ka taivhaar hai,
Andhere se ujaale ki aur barkaraar hai,
Har koi andhere ko ujaala karne ke liye taiyaar hai,
Lekin jo saavdhani rakhe, wahi samajhdaar hai.
Koi waqt ka toh koi khusiyon kaa talabgaar hai.
Nazre bhicha kar baitha hai, bas aane ka intezaar hai
Aa jaaye toh paalo isse,
Phir naa kehnaa agle saal kaa intezaar hai

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Apako ashirwad milai Ganesh se.
Vidya mile Saraswati se.
Daulat mile Laxmi se.
Khushiya mile Rab se.
Pyaar mile Sab se.
Yahi duwa hai is dil se.

“HAPPY DIWALI”

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May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy dewali…..

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May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

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Pathan SmS & Jokes

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Barish/Rainy Day SmS

Pani oper ko uthay tou Bhap

Oper sai gry tou Barish

Jam k gry tou Ola

Gir k jamy tou Brf

Patte pe giry tou Shbnam

Patte sai niklay tou Arq

Ankh se niklay tou Ashk

Bahy tou Drya

Hazrat Ismail k qadmon talay nikly tou Zam ZAm

Sarkar ki ungliyon sai niklay tou Kousar

Aur jahan band ho jaye tou Karbala.

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Rain of summer

Snow of winter

Grace of spring 

Golory of Autumn

May beauty of every season give

U a beautiful reason of smile

Happy Winter Season

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Tu mere duon mai shamil hai is tarah

Phulon mai hoti hai khushbu jis tarah

Khuda teri zindagi mein de itni khushiyan

Dharti pe hoti hai barish jis tarh

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Rain is not only drops of Water

Its is the love of sky for Earth

They never meet each other

But

Sends love this way

Enjoy the love of nature

Happy Rainy Day

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Valentine Day SmS

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Tip Tip barse pani….
Tip Tip barse pani…..
Tip Tip barse pani….

To kya Chaye barase gi?

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Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain.

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Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai,
Aur barish main to,
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Sab he Mendak khush hotay hain.

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If I could pull down the rainbow

I would write UR name with it &

put it back in the sky 2 let everybody

know how colourful my life is with a

friend like U!!

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Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,

Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay

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Teri Gali Main na rakhen gay qadam, aaj ke baad,
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Kyon k KEECHAR bohat ho jati hai Barsaat k Baad. “Happy MoonSoon”

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Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai,
Aur barish main to,
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.
Sab he Mendak khush hotay hain.

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FunnySmS

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Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain.

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The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass & flowers 2,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn’t it rain on you?

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May you always have work for your hands to do.
May your pockets hold always a coin or two.
May the sun shine bright on your windowpane.
May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
May the hand of a friend always be near you.
And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

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May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be ever at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.

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Aaj halki halki Baarish hai,
Aur sard hawa ka Raqs bhi hai,
Aaj phool bhi Nikhray Nikhray hain,
Aur in main tumhara Aks bhi hai,
Aaj Badal kalay Gehray hain,
Aur Chand pe lakhon pehray hain,
Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon kay,
Bari dair se Dil main thehray hain,
Aaj yaad bohat tum aatay ho,
Aaj yaad bohat tum aatay ho.

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Bohat dinon se thi aasmanon ki ye Sazish,
Aaj poori hui unki ye Khuahish,
Bheeg lo apnon ko yaad kar kay,
Mubarak ho aapko July ki Pehli Barish.
“Happy Rainy Day”

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New Latest SmS Jokes

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Mausam hai Barish ka,
Aur yaad tumhari aati hai,
Barish kay her ik Qatray se,
Aawaz tumhari aati hai,
Badal jab garajta hai,
Dil ki dharkan barh jati hai,
Aur Dil ki her ik dharkan se,
Aawaz tumhari aati hai,
Jab taiz hawaen chalti hain,
To yaad tumhari aati hai,
Mausam hai Barish ka,
Aur yaad tumhari aati hai.

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In summer’s Rain,
You must be feeling to go out,
Dance around,
Sing songs,
Meet Friends,
Jump Around,

Koi Baat nahi,
Every Frog Feels the Same.

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Kya aap barish main nahaye they?

Aagay barho,

Ruko nahi,

Or aagay barho,

Phir ruk gaye, dhakka lagaon kya?

Chalo bas karo,

Wese main nahaya tha.

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/;/’//;/’/;/,/’/;/
/;/’//;/’/;/,/’/;/
/;/’//;/’/;/,/’/;/
/;/’//;/’/;
/;/’//
Dua hai kya Barish k jitnay qatray girain,
Utni aapko khushiyan milen. (Aameen)

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Ik Raat hui Barsaat bohat,
Main roya sari raat bohat,
Her ghum tha zamanay ka lekin,
Main tanha tha us raat bohat,
Phir aankh se ik sawan barsa,
Jab sehar hui to kya dekha,
Woh badal kitna tanha tha,
Jo barsa sari raat bohat

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Usne 1 bar bataya hum ko,
Barasti Barish se Muhabbat hai usko,
‘, ‘, ‘
‘, ‘, ‘
, ,
To Uski muhabbat pany k liye,
@ @ Ye aankhen,
‘, ‘, ‘
, ,
Hr rat barasti hain.

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Usay barishon ne chura liya,
K woh badalon ka makeen tha,
Kabhi mur k ye bhi to dekhta,
K mera wajood zameen tha,
Wohi ik sach tha or uske baad,
Sari tohmatain jhoot hain,
Mere dil ko purana yaqeen hai,
Woh muhabbaton ka ameen tha,
Usay shoq tha kisi jazeeray pe,
Uske naam ka phool ho,
Mujhe pyar karna sikha gaya,
Mera dost kitna zaheen tha,
Kabhi sahilon pe phio gay to,
Tumhain seepiyan he bataengi,
Meri aankh main jo simat gaya,
Woh ashk kitna haseen tha.

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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,

Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki,

Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,

Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

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Ae barish(rain) jara tham k baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake

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If I could pull down the rainbow

I would write UR name with it &

put it back in the sky 2 let everybody

know how colourful my life is with a

friend like U!!

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Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,

aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,

bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

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Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap? . . . . . . .

Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai . . . . .

aur barish main to . . . . . . .

sab hi maindak khush hotay hain

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The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red LEaves
“Happy first rain of winter”

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Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut,

Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.

Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,

Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

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Promise me we R true friends:

I’m lamp, U’r light.

I’m coke, U’r Sprite.

I’m (sawan)rain, U’r badal.

I’m normal, U’r pagal.

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Urdu Funny SmS

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Urdu FriendShip SmS

Doori Ho To Ehsas Hota Hai,

Dost ke Bina Jiwan kitna Udaas Hota Hai.

Umar Ho Apki Sitaro Jitni Lambi,

Aisa Dost kahan Har kisi ke Pas Hota Hai.

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Dosti karo to dhoka mat dena,

dost ko anso ka tohfa mat dena.

koi roay tumhey yad karke,

aisa kisi ko moqa mat dena.!!!

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Jab kabhi koi Ghum staye,

koi baat DiL ko na bhaye,

Aankhon se sagar chhalak jaye,

To…Baat kar k dekhna Hum se,

kya pata..?

Aik Aansoo kam ho jaye.

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Kya kahen k kuch kaha nahi jata
Dard Meetha Hai Par Saha Nahi Jata

Dosti Ho Gayi Hai is Qadar Ap Se

k Bina yad kiye raha nhi jata

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Dhoop b tez hai,paas saya b nhi Dard
aisa hai k rona mujhe aya b nhi us k
siwa kaha na maine kisi ko apna Par
sach hay Us k jesa dosra dost paya
b nhi.

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*.. Apni dosti”PHOOL” ki tarhana ho,

*.. Joek bar KHILY or MURJHA jaye,

*.. Balky “KANTON” ki tarha ho,

=Jo ek bar CHUBE to bar bar”YAAD” Aaye.

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Doori ho to ehsas hota hai,
Dost k bina jiwan kitna udaas hota hai,
Umar ho apki sitaro jitni lambi,
Aisa dost kahan her kisi ke pas hota hai.

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Gham na karna A DOST agar me juda ho jaon

Sath rakhna mere yaadain agar me mar jaon

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Sawal pani ka nhi piyas ka hai

Sawal pyar ka nhi ehsas ka hai

dost tou duniya mein milte hain

boht magar sawal dosti ka nhi

vishwas ka hai

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Mushkilen dil k iraday azmayen gi

Nigahon se khwabon k perday hatayen gi

Gir kr kbi himmat na harna ae dost

Yehi thokren tmhen zindagi me chalna sikhayen gi.

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D.O.S.T.I

D: Dastak bhi na de,

O: Or apna bana le,

S: Sari zindagi jo sath de,

T: Taqdir ko sanwar de,

I: Is rishte ko kehte hain Dosti

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Dost wo nhi jis ki wajha se aankh me aanson aaye

Sacha dost wo hai jo labo per muskurhat ka sabab bany

[I MISS U]

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Sb se sweet kun

Tum

Sb se smart kun

Tum

Tm se sweet or smart kun

Hum

Lakin duniya mai sb se ache dost kun

Hum Tum

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Dosti ko bhulana fitrat nhi hamari,

Aap sai dor rehna majbori hai hamari,

Jeene k liye sirf sans kafi nhi,

Aap ka hona bzarurat hai hamari,

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Hum na badlein gy waqt ki raftaar ke sath..Faraz

Hum jab b milein gai andaz purana hoga…!!

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Valentine Day SmS

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Waqt ki rahon me tum bhulado chahe hme,

per hum tum ko bhula nahi paynge.

Teri dosti ki kasam ae dost

tu awaz de sapne me,

hum haqiqat main chale aenga.

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Waqt ki rahon me tum bhulado chahe hme,

per hum tum ko bhula nahi paynge.

Teri dosti ki kasam ae dost

tu awaz de sapne me,

hum haqiqat main chale aenga.

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Na umeed hai chand ki,

Na tamana hai sitaroon ki,

Jab aap jaisa ek dost mil jaye to kya

zaroorat hai hazaroor ki

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Milty hain achy dost sirf khush naseebo ko

Is liye hamari qismat se jalna chor dijiye

Tamanna ho agar hamari dost se milne ki

Tu jakar aaina dekh lijiye.

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Ek sapna Kisi apne se milna

Ek ittefaq Aapki hamari zindagi mai ana

Ek haqiqat Apse dosti hona

OR

Ek hi tamanna Dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana

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Dosti jaan hai tu wo jaan aap ho

Dosti chand hai tu uski roshni aap ho

Dosti dil hai tu uski dharkan aap ho

Dosti zindagi hai tu wo zindagi aap ho

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.*.*DOSTI.*.*.

Phool sai karogy mehak jaogy

.*.*AASMAN.*.*.

Se karogy bikhar jaogay

.*.*SURAJ.*.*.

Se karogy jal jaogay

OR

.*.*DOSTI.*.*.

Hum se karogay sanwar jaogay

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Her phool ko raat ki rani nhi kehty

Her kisi se dil ki kahani nhi kehty

In aankho ki nami sy samajh joa na

Kuch log her baat zubani nhi kehty

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Nice Dost “Haath” aur “Ankh” ki tarah hotay hein.
Jab “Haath” ko Takleef hoti hai to “Ankh” roti hai.
Aur jab “Ankh” roti hai to “Haath” ansoo ponchty hein.

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Zaroorat hai nahi Alfaaz ki…

DOSTI to Cheez hai bus Ehsaas ki..

Paas hote to Manzar hi kya hota..

Door se bhi Khabar hai hume tumhari Saans ki..

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Hum apni Dosti ko yadon me sajaengey

Door rah ker b band ankhon me nazar aengey

Hum koi waqt nhi jo beet jaengey

Jab b yaad karoge aap k pass chle aaengey

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Ehsas-e-Arzoo ko Dil se mita na sakoge

Bhoolna chaho humain bhula na sakoge

Chirag-e-dosti dil se jalaya hai humne

Jal jao ge magar bhujha na sakoge

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2 rishto se chalti hai zindagi

1 kushi or 1 ghum

2 logon se mehekti hai dosti

1 aap or 1 hum

Dekhna aur gehri hogi ye dosti

Agar sms karte rahe

1 aap or 1 hum

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             "DOSTI"

Harf nahi jo Mitt jaye.
Umer nahi jo Dhal jaye.
Safar nahi jo Muqaam paye.
Ye woh Ehsaas hai jis ke liye ager Jiya jaye to,,
“Zindagi Kam Par Jaye”

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Funny SmS

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Har sitra chaand k qareeb nhi hota

Dil ki daulat wala ghareeb nhi hota

Dost tum jaesa mila hai muqadar se

Har kisi ka aysa nassb nhi hota

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Titliyoun ko pakarna uski aadat thi

Har ek sai milna uski aadat thi

Wo jisko tanhai se dar lagta tha

Magar tanhai mai rehna uski aadat thi

Wo ek ansoo girne per khafa hota

Jise tanhai me rone ki aadat thi

Hamesha mafi mangne ki garz se

Roz nayi galtiyan karna uski aadat thi

Wo jo dil-o-jaan nichawar karta tha mujh per

Magar choti se baat per rothna uski aadat thi

Hum uske sath chal diye ye jantey huey bi

Rah mai har ek ko chor dena uski adat thi…

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In Ankhon se Sapna churaya na karo,
Hamari Dosti ko yun Aazmaya na karo,
Tumhare aik Sms ke badle 100 call kar dun,
Per shart ye hai ke tum Phone uthaya na karo..

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Kisi ke pass sab kuch ho to duniya jalti hai,

Kuch na ho to duniya hansti hai,

Hamare pass aap jaisa Dost hai,

Jis ke liye Duniya tarasti hai…

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Aarzu me tere diwany ho gaye,

Tujhe dost banaate or begaane ho gaye,

Kar de ab ek SMS is nacheez ko,

Tri b bakwas parhe zamany ho gaye!!!

Hahahaha..

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Sub dost bewafa ho gye,

Hum apne mobile se khafa ho gye,

1 sms tu kar do zaalim wrna,

Duniya samjhe gi aap duniya se DaFA hogye:

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2 friends”see” & “saw” 1 day “see” saw

sea & “saw” didn’t see sea “see” saw see

and jumped in sea “Saw” didn’t see sea

but jumped in sea “See” saw “Saw” in sea &

“saw” saw “see” in sea “see” “saw” both

saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to

see sea.Issey kehte hain dimagh ki chatni

banana.

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-DOSTI-

Hurf nhi jo mit jaye,

Umar nhi jo dhal jaye,

Safar nhi jo mukam paye,

Ye wo ehsas hy jiske liye

agar jiya jaye to Zindagi

kam par jaye.

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Talwar 2 qism ki hoti hai

Pehli lohy ki dusri dosti ki

Lohy ki talwar 1 ko 2 karti hy

Jb k DOSTI ki talwar 2 ko 1 karti hy

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Qarz dosti ka ada kon karay ga?
dost na hon gay to wafa kon karay ga?
aey ALLAH mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
warna mere jinay ki dua kon karay ga?

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Khuda ki banai qudrat nahi dekhi,
Dilon main chupi dolat nahi dekhi,

Jo kehta hai doori se mit jati hai dosti,
Us ney shayud hamari dosti nahi daikhi

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Woh darakht jin per parindon k ghar nahi hotey,
Daraz jitney bhi hon mautbar nahi hotey,
mere doston ki pehchan hai sirf itni,
Un k dilon main nafraton k ghar nahi hotey

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Jisney Chand ki roshni nahi dekhi.
jisney pholon ki tazgi nahi dekhi.
jo ye kehte hain k mitt jati hai dooriyon se dosti.
Usney shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi

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Beshak Kuch Waqt Ka Intzar
Mila Hamko, Par Khuda se Badkar
Yaar Mila Hamko, Na rahi Tammana
Kisi Jannat Ki, E-Dost Teri Dosti
se Wo Paar mila hamko!!!!!!!!

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Double Meaning SmS

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Her taraf khamoshi kaa saya hai,
zindagii me pyar kisne paya hai?
hum yaado me jhoomte hai unki,
Aur zamana kehta hai “Dekho aaj

phir PEE ke aaya hai.”

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Her taraf khamoshi kaa saya hai,
zindagii me pyar kisne paya hai?
hum yaado me jhoomte hai unki,
Aur zamana kehta hai “Dekho aaj phir PEE ke aaya hai.”

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Jalaate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah..
Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni laney k liye.
Seh jatey hain her chubhan ko apne pairon taley..
Teri Rahoon main phool bhichane ke liye.

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Wada na kero agar tum nibha na sako,
Chaho na usko jis ko tum pa na sako,
dost to bohat hain dunya main par,
Ek khaas rakho jis k bina tum muskura na sako.

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Karo gay yaad ik din, dosti k zamane ko,
Chaley jaengay jab hum, kabhi na wapas aaney ko,
Chairey ga jab koi mehfil main zikar hamara,
To chale jaogay tum tanhai main aanso bahane ko.

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100 bewafa kabul hai 1 wafa ke liye,
100 aansu kabul hai 1 hasi ke liye,
aap ki dosti pe 100 dusman kabul hai

aap jaise dost ke liye.

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Jo Palpal chlati rahe wo zindagi,
Jo harpal jalti rahe wo roshni,
Jo palpal khiti rahe wo mohabbat,
jo kisi pal sath na chode wo dosti!

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Koi PYAR kehta hai,
Koi Muhabbat kehta hai,
Kuch log BANDAGI kehte hain,
Magar jinke sath hum DOSTI kerte hain,
Unhain hum apni zindagi kehte hain.

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Jo sanson ko mehka jaye woh Khushbu ho Tum,
Jo aankhon ko nazar aaye woh Roshni ho Tum,
Jo neend main aajaye woh Sanpa ho tum,
Utha k hath jo mangi woh Dua ho Tum.

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Kabhi lagta hai k Dosti kuch nahi
Hai na?
Kabhi lagta hai Dosti bin kuch nahi,
Kabhi lagta hai Tum kuch nahi,
To
Kabhi lagta hai Tum Bin kuch nahi.

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Log milte hain EVERY TIME,

Pasand aaty hain SOME TIME,
Dosti hoti hai ONE TIME,
Jo rehti hai LIFE TIME.

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Meri dharkanon main aapka he raaz hoga,
Meri baat ka bas yehi andaz hoga,
Kabhi bewafai nahi karte hum.
Dosti main meri dosti pe aapko hamesha Naaz hoga.

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Dosti bina zindgi viran hoti hai,

akele har raah sunsan hoti hai.

sachhe dost ka hona hai zaruri

kyonki, dost se har muskil aasaan hoti hai.

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Dosto Ne Dosti Me Rula Diya,

Kya Hua Jo Kisi Aur Ke Liye Hume Bhula Diya.

Hum To Waise Bhi Akele The,

Kya Hua Jo Tumne Ye Ehsaas Dila Diya.

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Sari umar ankho mein ek sapna yad raha,

Sadiya beet gayi wo lamha yad raha.

Jane kya baat thi uS dost me,

Sari mehfil bhul gaye bas vo dostana yad raha.

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Kash such ye mera sapna ho jaye,
Jaan se bhi pyara dost apna ho jaye,
Khuda hamari dosti sada salamat rakhay,
Warna Lafz-e-Dosti he Fana ho jaye.

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Yaqeen pe yaqeen dilatay hain dost,
Raah chaltay ko bewakoof banatay hain dost,
Gold Leaf bol kar Gold Flake pilaty hain dost,
Par kuch bhi kaho, Saalay yaad bohat aaty hain dost

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Na chupana koi baat Dil main ho agar,
Rakhna thora Bharosa aap hum per,
Hum nibhayengay Dosti ka Rishta is Qadar,
Kay Na Bhula pao gay humain Zindagi bhar.

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Dosti “Hurf” nahi jo Mit jaye,
Dosti “Umar” nahi jo Dhal jaye,
“Safar” nahi jo maqam paye,
Ye woh Ehsaas hai k kisi k liye agar

jiya jaye to Zindagi kam parr jaye.

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Dosti ki tarap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
Dil main lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jata,
Kitni bhi doori ho hum main lekin,
Aap jese sathi ko bhulaya nahi jata.

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Kabhi geet ban kay,
Kabhi saaz ban kay,
Kabhi soch ban kay,
Kabhi Aawaz ban kay,
Kabhi Baat ban kay,
Kabhi Raaz ban kay,
Hum Aapke Dost rahen gay,
Hamesha ek Yaad ban kay.

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Din ka ujaala ho ya raat ki khamoshi,
Aapki chahat humain tanha hony nahi deti,
Khuda ne diya humhain aap jesa dost,
Bas yehi khushi humain raat bhar sonay nahi deti.

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Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai,
Dilon par doston ki Hukumat hai,
Aap jese doston ki wajah se yahan hain hum,
Warna!
Hollywood ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.

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English Friendship SmS

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